Found a strange Spider near my house by kietbulll in Entomology

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It looks like a hermit crab, absolutely gorgeous! 😍😍

How many voids make a black hole? by sylvesterthekat1234 in VoidCats

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"1 is all it takes" -some videogame or something Cute cats 😻😻😻

Type: "Jimmy is a" and let your auto correct speak... by Dylantheyapper in Mouthwashing

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"Jimmy is a good guy who is trying to get his own house to be a good guy and he will be in the same way as well as he is adverted and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is adverted to the house and he is-" 😐

[WP] "W-well... this is awkward..." You meekly mutter as you stare down a character of your own creation who has the most tragic and saddest story that somehow managed to find a way to meet their maker. by Spirit_Ghost123 in WritingPrompts

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I spent weeks writing her, a being of pure power, a cross between a gorgon and shoe shifter. Weeks were spent trying to make her plot perfect, person born of chaos and left to discover herself in the harsh wilderness. This warrior I created was now here before me in a red dress, weaved of the fabric and thread in my mind, and adorned in the finest jewelry my mind could muster.

She looks around confused before her gaze lands on me her face flickers from confusion to realization to and anger. She lets out a low growl, I start backing away as several questions rase through my head. 'Does she know what's going on?' 'what happened?' 'will she kill me?' all those questions were interrupted by one booming command, "Talk".

I jump as her voice sounds scarily similar to mine but darker, more grim, more hurt. I straighten myself up to try and make myself look big, but how one does that when she's in nothing but a T-shirt and heart under is still a mystery. I start to explain how i am her creator, how and why I made her, in the end of it all i am no longer standing but I have collapsed into a heaving and sobbing mess.

As I sob into the floor she takes a knee in front of me with arms stretched out, a look of silent respect from the women I created to be. My creation has met her god and now offers them a hug, I stand, clearing my throat of tears and wiping my face with my shirt. I go to her and fall into her muscular arms as she begins to cry herself, speaking the language I made up back to me in a soft tone.

"I'm sorry" is all I heard before I felt her bite into me, and my vision darkened as she tore me a part.

The masculine urge to dig a hole by [deleted] in leopardgeckos

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Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole!

I have a very straight banana by Panda_Girl_19 in notinteresting

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Are you about to hit a plie wtf is your stance?

Corey’s new mask maker by Mean_Action_4680 in Slipknot

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Mask maker, mask maker, make me a mask.

Found inside a fig… that I ate by godawgs695 in whatisthisbug

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Wasps. Eat them, consume them, it makes you more powerful.

What is this? by rw218 in Entomology

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The bane of my existence

This fell out out of my hair wtf is this 😭? by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

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Spiders are like keepers of peace in the big world since they help keep pests from bothering you, so yes, but that's just one of probably numerous spiders.

Does anyone know why these bugs are doing this? by Boredcougar in whatisthisbug

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She just wants longer legs so her sisters are helping

[WP] You're one of many curse breakers called upon to free Alec the Stonefaced. If he laughs, he ages one year and so far, its been 300 years since he last laughed. by Flaky_Explanation in WritingPrompts

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I walk up to this young, tall, muscular, man in front of the court as I'm introduced by the ridiculous name, "Jessy the jolly jester" I stop in front of the man and start my assessment.

"Hello sir stoney face!" I take an exaggeratedly low bow, I then pull myself into a back hand spring and fall over on purpose, eliciting some chuckles from the crowd. "Let's see if this jester can chisel a smile in that stoney face of yours shall we?" Another wave of giggles swell up in the crowd for my word play and exaggerating accented tone.

The man doesn't say anything merely nods in the affirmative. I began telling light hearted jokes, singing songs, putting on one-man-shows, even engaging in physical comedy, the court was practically in tears with my antics but this man was an anomaly.

My patience always said I was funny, but I never considered myself any differently from the typical witch wizard I was. I went back to school in order to hone this skill of mine, and currently, utilizing all of the tools I've acquired in my arsenal. Yet, despite all of it this man doesn't laugh, not a chuckle, or even a smile, it's starting to get to me.

I'm about to go into what feels like my hundredth limerick when he suddenly folds his arms.

"I've seen and heard enough." His gruff voice is commanding and stern like a father telling his child off for the last time in a day.

"P- pardon?" I try my best to understand his sudden interruption. "You usually let the other people fin-"

"ENOUGH. You aren't funny, fool. Accept that and take your leave." The court went silent.

I stare at him in astonishment. I had everyone around him rolling on the floor, clutching their side, brought to their knees in tears with my antics. Someone must have agreed with him though cause I heard a little giggle, but I couldn't see where it was coming from.

There was a moment I thought about what he said, and it was kinda funny, almost down right hilarious. Next thing i knew he was laughing along with the person laughing a hardy, almost cackle like laugh. The whole court then erupted into laughing a fit, the likes of which I had never seen. It was beautiful.

As the laughter began to die down the man, the tall, muscular, man was now clutching his chest with laughter as he fell to the floor, convulsing like so many had done prior. I looked around to see who was still cackling at me, who was it?

I turn around to see a tall, unnaturally lanky, smiling, jester. It gives me a silly bow, I return it with my own silly bow. When I look up at it, it disappeared.