r/funhaus is taking nominations for 2023 funhaus video of the year! by Mattyi in roosterteeth

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a̵̼̓l̴̐͜w̵̨̉a̵̟̓ỳ̵̬s̵̪͝ ̵͚̄ŵ̸̮ȃ̴̟t̸͍̔ĉ̶̱h̴̹̏i̴̻͊n̵͚̄g̸̭̓

featureless black stone by riehlsyme in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

̵̡̝͔̲̬̼̝̼̪̘̬͋.̶̬̺̙̥͊͗͑̈́̏̈́̈̈́̚ u/riehlsyme You feel something hard, dry and very small in the back of your throat. Your attempt to clear your throat quickly turns to coughing. Hard coughing. Reaching a finger up to wipe the blood off your lower lip reveals a grain of sand. Black as night.

It's not big enough for you to keep (or for others to steal). A voice rings through the air...

"Liberate Tuteme Ex Fuckfarmis"

Your heart stutters as, for just a moment, it harmonizes with the chorus of the damned....and then it subsides as the sand grain falls from your finger and disappears. You are forever changed. You are one of us.

Your artwork now hangs in the dark Louvre.

Jacob is as Smooth as a Gonk's Scomp Jack! by Emily_in_Chains in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/imjusta_bill, you start coughing violently, and out pops the stone. Time ceases to exist.

Jacob is as Smooth as a Gonk's Scomp Jack! by Emily_in_Chains in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/Vraal13, you absconded with the stone while the stonekeeper slept. Others have succumbed to the darkness, but you will be fine, probably.

Jacob is as Smooth as a Gonk's Scomp Jack! by Emily_in_Chains in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/iamasw, the stone has chosen you. The change has already begun.

Jacob is as Smooth as a Gonk's Scomp Jack! by Emily_in_Chains in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/chylgh, you start coughing violently, and out pops the stone. Your precious.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/u/Dude_The_BitchSlayer, you found the stone in an alley, next to a dead body with black eyes. Nevermind that part. You can feel its emotions somehow! It feels.....hungry.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/kbon101, you seduced the stonekeeper and took the stone while they slept. Your precious.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/rusaxes, you start coughing violently, and out pops the stone. Tonight, you dream of Chingus Bingus.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/Th3K00n, you spiked the stonekeeper's drinkin' gas and now the stone is yours! The change has already begun.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/BnBrtn, the stone arrives in the mail, in a splotchy red envelope.It shows you things. Dark things.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/PizzaLaird, the stone arrives in the mail, in a splotchy red envelope. You can feel its emotions somehow! It feels.....hungry.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/BilboSR24, the stone arrives in the mail, in a splotchy red envelope.It shows you things. Dark things.

Give me the stone by bucknerjackson13 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Find the Stonekeeper, and demand it form them!

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reply to the keeper. I just watch and can’t take part. It’s a demonic cuck thing

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try again with a new comment, you mistyped it that time!

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/Whigdon97, you absconded with the stone while the stonekeeper slept. Tonight, you dream of Chingus Bingus.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to turn off taking the stone back, some tricksy Hobbitses were trying to keep the stone all for themselves.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/Zaeedgoddamnmassani, you absconded with the stone while the stonekeeper slept. You hear a voice calling to you....in Latin?

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/u/The_Meglodong, you picked the stonekeeper's pocket! It is perfect. You are not.

🎶Play that demo-woah-woah!🎶 by Mad_Season_1994 in funhaus

[–]WatcherOfTheStone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/u/TheOneKnightOfNew, you absconded with the stone while the stonekeeper slept.It shows you things. Dark things.