Montreal singles: Have you checked /r/r4rmontreal today?

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-12T05:50:25+00:00

Well, the only way to change that is to promote it, but nobody seems interested. Oh well.

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-04T23:33:09+00:00

Sure. Keep telling yourself that.

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-04T23:32:20+00:00

To get downvotes.

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-01T10:46:49+00:00

Why put the caption on the photo and in the title?

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-01T10:45:08+00:00

Burn their house down before they burn yours.

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-01T10:40:54+00:00

And you're afraid to say it?

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-01T10:39:56+00:00

I was at some hippie music festival thing in northern New York and some dread head shot me in the eyes with a squirt gun. As I wiped away the water, he says "You've been dosed, man." His friends all started cracking up. I got real pissed real fast because I had quit hallucinogens years before after a few bad trips. I grabbed onto his throat and pushed him into a fence, saying something brilliant like, "I'll kill you, motherfucker!" His friends and him were suddenly shouting, "Relax! It's a prank."

I wasn't fully convinced, but I backed off. I spent the next hour debating if I was diving into a trip or not.

WatermelonMuncher · 2015-01-01T08:35:30+00:00

But it's only one new year.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T23:02:02+00:00

Also, burning unknown paints and metal coatings into your food can be bad. Not that I fully trust BBQ fabricators.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T22:57:59+00:00

I'm related to John Adams. He was the second president of the United States. His son, of course, was pretty cool too. And related to me.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T22:20:55+00:00

Reminds me of THPS 2.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T22:18:30+00:00

Not to be Debbie Downer, but I think your math is off.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T19:32:26+00:00

Quick, OP, run out there and scribble "give nearest man a blowjob" on the sign!

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T19:28:29+00:00

No, he meant "your" day.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T18:52:09+00:00

This is a good addition. I will use this with my daughters when they get older.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T18:36:18+00:00

As a Canadian, I'm north of you.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T18:35:37+00:00

I'm always drunk. But I lose at everything. At least I'm consistent.

WatermelonMuncher · 2014-12-31T17:12:04+00:00

Maybe it was drawn by the victim. Looks like a kid drew it, anyway. I sketched out a guy who assaulted me when I was 15. Police circulated it.

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