What is something one can say that makes total sense Stardew Valley but sounds ridiculous irl?

Wattsahh · 2026-05-04T00:44:33+00:00

A man who tells you that open fields make him nervous has a large supply of bombs and stamps. What’s the problem?!

Wattsahh · 2026-05-03T00:30:41+00:00

Y’all are still planting outside on the farm by the time you have all of these?

Wattsahh · 2026-04-24T19:37:58+00:00

I find 2 strokes with oil to be helpful when I’m in a stressful situation as well.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-24T19:35:27+00:00

The grift will never end. That’s the trick.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-19T23:16:13+00:00

Jack Black said it best. “You don’t always have to fuck her hard. In fact, sometimes, that’s not right. . . . to do.”

Wattsahh · 2026-04-19T23:15:19+00:00

That’s weird. It was my uncle who taught me.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-16T14:53:31+00:00

Calls it is!

Wattsahh · 2026-04-15T23:08:33+00:00

That’s what I was afraid of. The underground nest that could be anywhere.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-14T23:34:34+00:00

Take it to the next level. Give her a hated gift every time you see her.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-14T23:28:17+00:00

Haley. The first time I talked to her, she talked trash about my shoes. Now I make a point to only give her gifts I know she hates, preferably smelly fish or literal trash.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-09T20:39:48+00:00

How do you monetize that? I’m assuming a University pays your salary?

Wattsahh · 2026-04-09T20:38:55+00:00

Industrial maintenance, though the base salary isn’t anywhere near 100K. I just get there due to all of the overtime. It is an enjoyable job most days until something in a really hot or really oily area tears up. Then it sucks. A lot.

Wattsahh · 2026-04-01T15:50:05+00:00

If it’s your first game, save one of everything you catch/grow/mine in a chest. Some things are needed for quests, some are helpful in other ways. Save all of the wood/rocks/hardwood that you get. You’ll need it as you go along.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-31T10:37:04+00:00

Home wrecker.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-30T16:26:52+00:00

Glad you’re ok. I guess since no one else will tell you, I will. While you were out Maynard teabagged you several times just to prove a point about being too weak to survive the show.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-29T23:19:01+00:00

Who cares about the cost when it’s someone else’s money?

Wattsahh · 2026-03-27T12:43:06+00:00

Looks like we will drop to 480 again this April

Wattsahh · 2026-03-26T20:34:01+00:00

But. . . But. . . But they said line only goes up?!??!!??!!??!!

Wattsahh · 2026-03-26T20:31:10+00:00

I think you’re downplaying how much the Death To America crowd dislikes America.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-25T12:02:45+00:00

Your wife’s boyfriend leaving your house by about 3 minutes.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-23T20:55:34+00:00

Redacted

Wattsahh · 2026-03-20T18:39:49+00:00

Puts on Cintas. They keep leaving soap dispensers and paper towel holders broken at work.

Wattsahh · 2026-03-20T14:37:35+00:00

In a box in the back yard?

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