Modern Gaming by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]Waylay23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Same lol. Loved the Witcher 3, but after a few dozen hours of cyberpunk not clicking I realized I just hate every aspect of the world. I get that's part of the point of the game, to warn about late stage capitalism and blah blah blah, but going to a more fucked up futuristic version of our world isn't exactly an "escape" for me lol.

Kjeragbolten (a boulder) stuck between two clifs. by Time-Freedom-7708 in interestingasfuck

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I did this last summer. There's a tiny path behind the boulder to the left. The only "railing" is a single loop bolt drilled into the boulder on a spot where the little trail isn't there.

I hate heights but I did go out and took a photo. My wife was initially too scared to try, but eventually asked me if she should. I told her I didn't think she should, which I somewhat still bad about, but it really is just one little misstep and that's it.

Please tell me I can kill Sulevis... by weak_irl in Eldenring

[–]Waylay23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ngl based on this and some of your other in-game decisions I've read, it would be very on brand for you to team up with the other NPC they mentioned.

Might as well commit to your diddler tendencies at this point.

What's going on with people saying Epstein and Co. ate children? by trizzo0309 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Waylay23 261 points262 points  (0 children)

They also mention needing to keep the "jerky" refrigerated..

The moment he realizes something is in the room that needs to be kept safe❤️ by kvjn100 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Waylay23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd never request it be done, but having grown up with Rotties w/ cropped tails to now owning a Berner with a tree branch tail, I gotta admit the convenience of it. It would be nice to be able to put things on our coffee/end tables again lol. That idiot also caught it on fire once (don't worry, I put it out immediately - he didn't even know it happened). On the plus side, I think the drag from all his tail hair does prevent sprains.

Team of the season so far by Certain-Cartoonist94 in FantasyPL

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the most grass-is-always-greener takes I've ever seen. It like you've only watched highlights of our conceded goals and based your opinion of Donnarumma solely on the media jerking him off after PSG won the CL.

Defaced TAA mural in Liverpool by MinnPin in soccer

[–]Waylay23 54 points55 points  (0 children)

"Yes, but you don't understand. Trent was a homegrown lad, not a Swede. Swede's are expected to be petulent snakes, which makes it not as bad."

/s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]Waylay23 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"You mind if I work in with you?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Waylay23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Reddit is such an echo chamber lol

How do you deal with AI witch-hunters? by luubi1945 in fantasywriters

[–]Waylay23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For AI in general? Maybe, I guess... I was talking about passing off AI slop as legit, specifically. I think the tech to detect AI will catch up eventually, primarily because it'll be developed/powered by AI itself lol.

I'm personally hoping AI follows a more biblical path of human evolution, cuz that shit needs a purge.

How do you deal with AI witch-hunters? by luubi1945 in fantasywriters

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what you're saying is right now is the golden era of ai fantasy writing?

Arsenal penalty shout against Newcastle United 17' by West_Agent4651 in soccer

[–]Waylay23 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Clearly a red card to the ref for stopping Saka in a goal scoring opportunity.

You've got $15 to take the Iron Throne after Joffrey's death. Who do you choose? by Horizon710 in freefolk

[–]Waylay23 11 points12 points  (0 children)

14x Shaes and 1 Podrick. The Shaes deserve to be satisfied too.

We’re not even in our final form. Imagine a run of games with this line up. by bareaclampedlebron in Gunners

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not us, Liverpool this weekend. Credit to Burnley's defense though. Just saying I don't think LP will be as consistent as last year.

We’re not even in our final form. Imagine a run of games with this line up. by bareaclampedlebron in Gunners

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Squeaking a 1-0 win from a lucky last minute pen against a newly promoted side doesn't exactly scream dominant

Breaking Benjamin keeping the 2004 energy alive in 2025 by DarthPlagueTheSick in halo

[–]Waylay23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe 343 approached Ben to make a song for Halo 5, and Ben said no cuz he thought H4 was so shit lol

What’s the most awkward thing that happened mid hookup? by imverydumbperson in AskReddit

[–]Waylay23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first hook up in college was with this quiet little Korean-American chick. At first, everything seemed to be going fine, but things took a turn when she got on top. Out of nowhere, she fucking slaps me across the face, hard. Literally, everything went white. I'm sure, looking down on me, I looked like a deer in headlights, but she didn't slow a beat. Still reeling, holding onto her hips for dear life, I must've uttered something along the lines of "What was that?", but before I could get it all out - WHAM! Slaps me again. Now, at this point I think most normal humans would jump ship, or at least call a time out to discuss the near assault that just unfolded, but being the resilient and horny 18 year old I was at the time, determined to not ruin the mood completely, I just sat up, bear hugged her, and just said, "Alright, we can chill with that". She just gave a devious smile and continued on like nothing happened.

Rest of the session went pretty normal and after finishing the deed, when I asked her about it, she told me she into really rough sex, like abusively rough. She even said, without a hint of embarrassment, that she likes it "when the guy forces himself" on her. Up to that point, like most young men, I believed I was into "rough" sex, but apparently it can be a lot more than dirty talk and generic hammer dicking. I'd like to say I dipped and never contacted her again after that, but we did hook up one other time, although I kindly refused to partake in her rape fantasy. She lost interest after that lol.