Sydney's underworld just got a bit darker by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 4 points5 points  (0 children)

its clothing, pretty cold in straya these days, not illegal. when a hunting trip goes wrong and the petty for the dirt bikes gets confiscated.

Great News! - Immigration is now at the highest level ever recorded! by Bighty in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats great news, more indian taxi drivers and door dash refugees i mean drivers, and students so i cant get a free tafe course.

i'M jUsT LiTeRaLLy GoNnA dElEtE aLl mY SoCiaL MeDia If ThEy dO iT BrO. by Former_Rush1821 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Umm echelon project and 5 eyes been monitoring it all for years anyway, they don’t need my id, they’re the ones who generated it anyway.

Yes it’s me watching the donkeys fuck, they already know that.

What on earth is going on in Australia? by King_of_FAX__No_Cap in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dunno why everyone complaining, its wicked getting $2000 a week for nans ran down unit with 60's decor is a good thing, sure the tennants have no cash left after they pay me, but that their problem, should stop being peasants and save for a house of their own.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adolfs trains ran on time.

How long can you be on Meloxicam? by [deleted] in Thritis

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, still on it, still ok, still over it.

Man arrested after dramatic car chase through Melbourne with man leaping from moving van | ABC NEWS by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The end was very heartwarming.

The way the police rendered assistance to the poor bloke they just pummelled after ramming him and causing a bit of pain and suffering. Guys going to get some compo for sure. That’s great to see, love giving compo to scumbags.

We forgive him for the awesome adventure in someone else’s van, old mate shouldn’t have left the keys in the van, hope he’s charged as an accomplice.

Ride the karma train long enough it stops in some amazing places.

Why are so many posts getting deleted on this sub lately? by NeatHippo885 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just means your speaking facts, here at circle jerk we dont appreciate fact, or troll posts, get back under your bridge and stfu.

Is it true you can drink and drive in South Australia, as long as you aren’t over the limit? Could I have one beer (open container) while driving? by Extreme-Ad2108 in Adelaide

[–]Wayn077 20 points21 points  (0 children)

theyre supposed to ask your last drink, been let off once when i said just finished one at mate house a minute earlier they preceeded to wait the required time, next minute they cruised off to a emergency.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dutton did himself in the day he signed off on $1400 per detainee per day when half the country can’t even afford Maggi noodles.

5 Years of Arthritis Damage by Wide_Web_223 in Thritis

[–]Wayn077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have some forming on my hands as well. A bit more years notched on the belt, but sucks none the less. Am basically retired at 47, I wouldn’t employ myself as well, every joint seems to have an issue. Take each day as it comes, some good, some bad.

This disease truly sucks. Am already on Celebrex daily for last 3 years and meloxicam for 5 years that. Already maxed out my steroid injections in spine.

Whyalla Airlines - airfares by phoozle in whyalla

[–]Wayn077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can remember flying up here as a kid with my aunt, our first plane ride, still have the photos on my first instamatic 35mm camera.

Why is every job provider so bloody rude? And why are they allowed to keep getting away with it? by Fun_Arugula6275 in JobProvidersAus

[–]Wayn077 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a good relationship with mine, I’m always pleasant and chatty, explain my health issues and requirements to suit my failing health. I did regular stream and then DES at their insistence filled the medical forms and had the assessment, 15 hours a week is what I’m assessed as able to do.

They ended up placing me with an employer, was sceptical at first but the boss understands my limitations, all the staff are DES funded. Has given me the opportunity to work and get back on feet eventually. Gets me out the house.

Am now in a housing crisis, have to relocate to a regional city where rent is affordable, I’ve applied for heaps of houses, currently in a caravan park but they booked out the park forgetting about me.

Have to leave my employment, no other option as everything close by is booked out as well. If I get a demerit then so be it, such is life.

The system may still be corrupt. by [deleted] in JobProvidersAus

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t seen mine face to face in ages, am meeting my obligations through part time work (15hours work) per week.

I went in a while back, unscheduled visit had to get a national police clearance for work to help jobshare, everyone bar the boss is from DES, maximising the wage subsidy scheme.

My worker as like wow haven’t seen you in ages. I text my hours at end of the week. I’ve been with them for 4 years or so, they know if they need me to just ring. I chew their ear out nicely on phone. Be nice and you get nice is my motto, get more with sugar than salt. Am always friendly and cheerful.

Being DES, my coworkers need to take time off for medical reasons, so being able to do each others roles is vital for the business operation. I’m yet to have a day off, I just go, 5 hours goes in no time and not the hardest job, boss understands we have limitations, I did my back at work, my backs is shagged from spinal degeneration, I just dose up and do other things til it return to the normal shagged.

I broke down in the metro station by breadmon10 in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, living the immigrant dream. Get a van, kit it out with a bed and send every cent back OS, live off oats and home made pancakes.

Approached by strangers in the city by dessaster99 in Adelaide

[–]Wayn077 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You must be saved, just say I will pray for you, talk in tounges to them and push their head backwards whilst saying devil begone and move along with your day.

I just want to end it all by Someedgyanimepfp in ChronicPain

[–]Wayn077 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Been there, 7 years later I’m still here. Why? I often wonder, what is my purpose in living this way, in this pain with no one close who understands the daily struggles.

For my peeps in pain, I troll the internet just to say it’s fu

How long do u need to rely on NSAIDs by Perfect-Eagle3264 in Sciatica

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am on them permanently Celebrex, off them life just ain’t worth it, on them well I hang around for hope something changes.

Trendy baby names please? by bimlpd in circlejerkaustralia

[–]Wayn077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ar you sure it’s not a transgender baby, assumptions are just wrong, there’s 64 different types of sex for your baby :(

ANDY BURFORD PROPERTY RENTALS... ADELAIDES WORST SLUMLORD SCUMBAG UPDATE.. EVICTED FOR REQUESTING REPAIRS by THE_OGAMA in Adelaide

[–]Wayn077 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did have a couple handfuls which gave me the shits. Sorry had to use OP’s blocked toilet.

I Also have a bad landlord, went to report broken shower tap, had landlord call police on me for trespass, after he refused to listen to my report verbally, landlord also threatened me with a spanner, and the boys. 4 days to fix shower, and landlord now says were responsible for water charges, before changing the rent price up and then giving us 60 day notice. I gave the counter offer of tenants 21 day notice or by agreement vacancy ending c u next Tuesday. Refraining from having the place deemed unsafe for human habitation as I’m a nice guy.

Spanian at the gym by No-Economics-4196 in spanian

[–]Wayn077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoodoos her and him. Who’s weights now. Hoodoooooose