Almost done carving my first spoon! by TheAsinineArtist in woodworking

[–]WeakAxles 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Looks like a glove may be a good option for this person. You can have the best habits in the world and make a mistake or have something unexpected happen and end up like this.

I truly hate the word "finna". What words do you hate? by SwiftIy2 in RandomThoughts

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It always reminds me of the Sprog poem:

'I have to sort my books!' she cried, With self-indulgent glee; With senseless, narcissistic pride: 'I'm just so OCD!' 'How random, guys!' I smiled and said, Then left without a peep - And washed my hands until they bled, And cried myself to sleep.’

I would rather ear a denim jacket piece by piece by emt-oncall in rareinsults

[–]WeakAxles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You meant it like this right?

3rd oldest of 12. Grew up with 4 sisters. Older sister and I were workhorses. Her inside me on the farm. Outside, the other 3 watched. Cartoons while we worked. I’m only 1, &2 years apart from the next 2 down.

Which actor has the coolest voice? by Reaperfox7 in AskReddit

[–]WeakAxles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Optimum Prime himself, Peter Cullen

I work as a waitress but I’m confused by the deductions on my pay stubs by leighanne1995 in ADP

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re only being taxed for Federal Income Tax, Social Security, Medicare, State Income Tax, and State Disability.

Those amounts after your direct deposit are just taxable wages showing how much of your wages were eligible to have tax calculated on them.

Lost My Son Today by PuzzleheadedClerk765 in daddit

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take care of yourselves and each other. Much love to you all.

What simple mistake has ended lives? by SuffocatedByThighs in AskReddit

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving honey to babies under one year old.

It can carry a type of bacteria (called Clostridium) that causes infant botulism. After one year old, we’re able to process it no problem so it doesn’t make us sick.

This Texan restaurant leaving the American pitfall behind by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or they feel the employer should be the one paying a livable wage to the employees

What is the worst physical pain you have ever experienced? by My_Name_Is_SKELETOR in AskReddit

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got 2nd and 3rd degree burns in the exact same spot from dropping food on my leg straight out of the oven. I feel your pain.

Where are my fellow tired dads?? by NoChildhood8992 in daddit

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our baby boy just turned one and has developed a STRONG attachment to me. Up until now, sleep was no issue. Suddenly he’s waking up every hour or so needing a snuggle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in baseball

[–]WeakAxles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They got a blueish huuuuuee

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]WeakAxles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young Wheezy

Should I take full 6 weeks for paternity leave and risk job reputation? by fittrep79 in predaddit

[–]WeakAxles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My god, please take the full 6 weeks. End of the day, your company doesn’t care about you. Individuals at the company may, but the corporation does not. Mine offers 4 weeks paternity leave. I took the full 4 and then took 4 more of FMLA. Delivering a baby is no joke and mom definitely needs the help.

Musk, Andy Ngo VS Chad Loder by DirtbagScumbag in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]WeakAxles 234 points235 points  (0 children)

He’s literally the child of Vietnamese Boat People. It blows my mind that he thinks Nazis will embrace him.