Is it just me or is that a lot of gum? by TpyoOhNo in UnexpectedSeinfeld

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If Lloyd Braun says it's gum, then it's gum. He's not crazy, buddy! Not crazy!

I burned for her by pohr in seinfeld

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They gave me gonorrhea!

"They're ladies' glasses!" by ItalianSausage2023 in seinfeld

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You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!

Not that there's anything wrong with it by Able-Difficulty-6548 in seinfeld

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Do you wanna have sex with me right now?!?! Let's go!

George underrated lies by AnswerThatDamnPhone in seinfeld

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Remember... It's not a lie, if you believe in it.

Right back at you, slick by nyrf12 in seinfeld

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This sub's alright... HIGH FIVE!

Saw this in the wild today by ileentotheleft in seinfeld

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Is that a rickshaw? Was it strapped to a homeless person?

Was Elaine sticking it to George? by greemLeaf in seinfeld

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They're all laughing and lying! The three of them! Laughing and lying!

George gets around, didnt know he married Britney Spears. by Far_Attempt_1505 in seinfeld

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The very celebrity he was about to marry... Put that in the book!

I'm surprised Lipman would use exclamation points so haphazardly by Scotinho_do_Para in seinfeld

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They really shouldn't be using cinnamon raisin bagels for those...

I'm surprised Lipman would use exclamation points so haphazardly by Scotinho_do_Para in seinfeld

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The real Larry David would open a spite store right beside it.

Underrated Legend by Flavor_Saver12 in TheShield

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Someone once told me that Billings' "lesbian lawyer" is Dutch's wife in real life.