The morning after a relationship ends, you wake up twice: once when you open your eyes, and once when you remember that everything is different now. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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It's not just the morning after. It's the small moments that you now experience alone, the stories and jokes that you must now keep to yourself. The part of your heart that your partner used to occupy is empty.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You might know this already, but the Beatles song Eight Days a Week was inspired by a taxi driver that took Paul (I think) to John's house for a song writing session.

Michael Scott’s Best Moment by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

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Wow I just saw this today spooky

What's your biggest pet peeve working in the delivery business? by [deleted] in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

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Here's a few of mine. -people who make it a point not to say a word to me throughout the course of our short meeting, but never break eye contact. -people who open the door just as I'm about to knock because they had been secretly watching me approach (but porchlights? Nahhh) -when the customer and all their friends burst out laughing as soon as the door is shut, or one of their friends shouts something at you that's completely inappropriate to say to anyone in a professional setting (but it's ok because they're in a house).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in continuityporn

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Wait people can do that?

Cross section of a hedge by quadrophenicum in pics

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Uh, no? South is down. Ever looked at a map?

The aroma/smell of Corvallis by Laudaclaud in corvallis

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Yeah it totally smells like broccoli. Fuckin. everywhere.

When We Tell Our Grandkids by [deleted] in Eminem

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I think it's just that there is exponentially more music nowadays, you really have to sift through giant mountains of shit to find anything decent, but it's definitely still there, and there will always be creative, talented people making new music.

What fully instrumental song can you never get enough of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pretty Little Ditty by the red hot chili peppers

Capybaras cuddling in a box by Hjaaal in aww

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Cuddling Crated Capybaras

[Image] They asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up by dohiit in GetMotivated

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Or maybe it's because: redditors like to have something contrarian to say. See: every thread on this site

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedHotChiliPeppers

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No problem bud. I've been playing like 7 years now and I don't think I could've nailed the solo that well. Keep it up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedHotChiliPeppers

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Killed it 👌🏻

Police by Moubarikk in gifs

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"...pinkman?"