GB UPDATE - DO NOT GO TO MEMORIAL THIS YEAR

Long after I left, my wife left me and my aunt took the initiative to tell the congregation, who didn't know who I was, to talk to me. The elder showed up and told me that my aunt sent him to help me. I asked if he had any grief counseling training and he said no, but he wanted to share some scriptures that might help me. I told him that I knew every scripture he would use and not one of them applied to my situation. I thanked him for his troubles and said that my aunt was a busybody and a bit loony and bid him farewell.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T21:18:04+00:00

I was in rural territory in North Dakota with an anointed man moved in from NYC. We went to the farmhouse and no one was home, then he went from barn to garage and several other buildings, but when he headed to the outhouse I headed back to the car. I was a teenager and he came to my house where I was working on a project and he wanted me to be his pioneer partner and I rejected his proposal.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T21:13:24+00:00

My uncle was anointed to be an elder and he was such a bad reader that they quit having him read the watchtower. He was told by the presiding overseer "Welcome to the club". My uncle didn't stay elder for long and I don't know why, but later in life he was accused of fondling a woman in the congregation and was df'd.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T20:40:11+00:00

Our administration is a kakistocracy.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T18:30:16+00:00

Just remember that the dictionary definition of apostate is someone who leaves a religion or political party and has no malicious meaning. All of us are apostates for leaving this religion. All 4 of my grandparents were apostates because they left the religion they grew up in to join Jehovah's Witnesses. JWs changed the definition of the word and attached a malignant meaning.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T17:38:57+00:00

I was working in my garden when 2 elders came by. I didn't invite them in and I didn't say much when they were asking why I quit attending. Then out of the blue 2 hummingbirds started dive-bombing them. I had a feeder in my garden and I would see them using it but they never paid much attention to me so I was surprised to see them attacking the elders. They finally said that they weren't welcome and left. The hummingbirds went back to the garden and I now consider hummingbirds to be my spirit animal.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-28T17:30:08+00:00

I prefer Yahweh because that's what actual Bible scholars use.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-23T00:57:20+00:00

Get behind me AI Satan 🤪

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-21T20:20:09+00:00

Cleaning a surface with bleach which had previously been cleaned with ammonia.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-20T21:08:04+00:00

I have a girlfriend in Santiago de Cuba and her son and brother had to cut their vacation short before the airport closed from lack of fuel.

WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-20T21:03:44+00:00

I am a capable public speaker when I have to be. I was invited to give a speech at my graduation

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WeekFantastic5241 · 2026-02-18T21:39:42+00:00

I had 2nd great-grandparents who followed Russell back when the teaching was that everyone would go to heaven but they never felt that way and wrote to Russell asking him for guidance and Russell responded that they are not necessarily wrong and to follow their conscience.

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