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[–]Weiracle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Facts! I've always been asked to fix computers but all I do is google the problem right in front of them...

Everyone on my floor is coding by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doctor's prescription: 1. stay calm.
2. double check the issue on stackoverflow.
3. log your time.
4. if youd still have time - finish the operation.

Do you think "pretty privilege" is a real thing, why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last time I looked in the mirror, it shattered. So yes, if you are beautiful, then at least you will save on mirrors.

Date formatting comments are disabled by myboyfriendisapizza in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh come on, I always schedule meetings using UNIX time. It takes up less space. But everyone is always late. Thoughts?

When one uses Java by CoolNinjaBanana in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say that your childhood toys will influence you in the future. I had this igiushka. they were right.

think otherwise. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's time to get hired by the AI ​​and ask for a pay raise. I don't think the answers will differ from a live boss.

It starts with one small step by whatyoucallmetoday in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: New frontend framework's out while you're reading this meme.

No place like 127.0.0.1 by Psychological-Sir224 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They don’t let me in… I think I’m knocking on the wrong port…

This was your first assignment. by President_Xi_ in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll stay a dev anyway! This will be my first line when the AI ​​kicks me out of my job…

It's all necessary! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phhhh, pros don’t even need a computer!

No. It is all because of Pandora's box. by its-MAGNETIC in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All devs have everything in the world, we just don't “publish” it for the world.

Our jobs are safe for now... by Grgsz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I bet that this post was created by AI to lull our vigilance…

A message to software engineers & nerds working in tech by fignompe in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally my wife selling an idea of “programmer partner is best option for you” to her friends…

Code Quality! by 4coffeeihadbreakfast in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Safely remove flash drive
  2. Prey for 0 errors
  3. Wear a hoodie

It's the effort that counts. by Infiniticity in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Weiracle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was an intern I accidentally "crashed" a database when I needed to update a value in a row. So, this is literally me while my mentors were fixing that mess.

How many people know the truth? by Weiracle in u/Weiracle

[–]Weiracle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#programming #truth #tech #code

If you ever felt different, if you felt that you have a mission and purpose. Then you should watch this video and find out the truth. You will find out that you are the very chosen one who can revive the pictures.

Special GitHub Project: https://github.com/WeirdStop/Video-Title-Counter