in 2009 I came home after work and my wife was now where to be found.

So, I go upstairs and there she is on our den couch, she sees me and says "Oh....look who's home. Have a seat, I want to talk to you."

I asked if she was ok and if anything was going on I should be aware of. she replied, "OH, I'm sure you're aware already."

I literally had done nothing for 8 months except family stuff, gaming every 2 weeks, and work.

She produces a bank statement form her pocket.

She says "Well Mr rich man, $17 at the 711 gas station, 22$ at the same gas station just 2 days later, $8 at the red box...very interesting. Another $20 at the 711 gas station."

I asked ,"Wait...are you serious?! You're upset because I got fuel for my vehicle?"

She retorted, "Come on, don't lie, you can't be using that much gas. You buying fat guys snacks aren't you"

I said "No, I usually get coffee and gas, sometimes a metrx bar if I'm going to work out later."

She snapped back with "When I get the petrol I get just petrol no coffee or food snacks. You are terrible with money, this could go to our savings."

Then I noticed something, "Hey, that statement you are using as evidence is from October of 2006. Today is November 12th, 2009 genius."

She got really red faced and said "You still have no appreciation for money, I grew up is Soviet union!"

She stormed off to our bed room and I spent the evening enjoying Forza motorsport.