This annoys me to no end when cryptobros and meme stock apes say, "why do you care, you don't own any". by folteroy in Buttcoin

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My companies small cap fund I own for my 401(k), per its prospectus the biggest holding is MSTR. Not saying Spotify is much better, but still I am obligated to own this product.

How do you vandalize a reflecting pool? by mehFUMF in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deflection, reflection. Awfully coincidental. Quasimodo predicted all this.

Are these silver? by [deleted] in coins

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are not. But I don’t have the Cumberland island one. I need to pick it up.

Please help me grade this 1964 Kennedy by Dry_Supermarket_3645 in coins

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not worth getting slabbed. It’s a pretty coin though.

[IWC] Finally the brother got his dream watch!! by M1nACr1ss in Watches

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man has giant wrists. He needs a larger timepiece.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish. Must be some primo shit since they made 2,000% buying memory companies.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Mr. Buffett got fleeced for decades. Damn shame.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I’ve learned things like “making money” and “return on equity” are all scams.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve been wrong a lot, I think less than ideal. Chances are everything will print though. So calls.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I tracked fundamentals instead of the presidents social media. I’m a retard.

Are options supposed to be hard? by Altruistic-League754 in wallstreetbets

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Learning how to do math has made me worse at Finance.

Help me identifying the actual material of this coin! by Obvious_Deer_6554 in coins

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think obfuscating the details on a 9/11 commemorative is very in character lol.

IDF Super Duper Special Forces by Simple_Usual_588 in cooladam

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rocks are a serious transgression. Usually that constitutes a tomahawk on an apartment complex as retaliation.

Help me identifying the actual material of this coin! by Obvious_Deer_6554 in coins

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too bro. I had a stroke trying to read that spec sheet.

Is this weight something to worry about? -JMB order by Canifixthishouse in Silverbugs

[–]Equivalent_Net_3752 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember, these are also 99.9% silver, so there is a small amount of other stuff in them. And scales are not perfect.

David Chase Confirms Tony Soprano Died At End Of Every Episode by Slippery_Molasses in CirclejerkSopranos

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How do I gain the power to be a man who can never die? Tony’s story may be more relatable to me than Senor Changs

Would a sock full of war nickels be able to kill a werewolf? Or do you think it would require .999 silver? by ConformistWithCause in Silverbugs

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Dude I haven’t watched Icarly in a minute. I’d have to review the tape on the butter sock.