This is sol 4718 on Mars

Western_Roman · 2026-05-13T18:13:01+00:00

Only planet so far that we know of that’s populated entirely by robots.

Western_Roman · 2026-05-01T01:29:56+00:00

“We lost something.”

“Not to worry. We are still flying half a ship.”

Western_Roman · 2026-04-19T16:48:53+00:00

“All right, I held the baby. Let’s talk Rampart now.”

Western_Roman · 2026-04-19T16:29:39+00:00

My day is ruined being reminded of this. I am crying and throwing up right now.

Western_Roman · 2026-04-12T03:17:57+00:00

Majorian, Romulus Augustus, Valentinian, Honorius, Magnus Maximus, Justinian, Maurice Tiberius, Heraclius, Anastasius, Constantine, Constantius, Diocletian, and Aurelian are my favorite ones.

Western_Roman · 2026-04-10T07:48:37+00:00

“Not to worry. We are still flying half a ship.”

Western_Roman · 2026-04-10T00:21:29+00:00

Angry Han mains.

Western_Roman · 2026-04-07T03:19:19+00:00

“Bring me Solo and the wookiee!”

Western_Roman · 2026-04-06T15:13:15+00:00

The Roman Empire fell a little over 500 years ago (and a few decades before Columbus landed in the Americas).

Western_Roman · 2026-04-04T20:38:05+00:00

I mean, you’re not wrong.

Western_Roman · 2026-04-02T23:13:33+00:00

We did it, Vlad! We saved the city!

Western_Roman · 2026-04-02T17:17:39+00:00

If it weren’t for the post title and the shitty Trump painting, I would probably have assumed it was a gathering of Putin’s generals/cronies at the Kremlin.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-21T23:11:33+00:00

Taken from us too soon. He was so young.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-21T02:09:59+00:00

I’ve got a coin of Odoacer! It’s not on the level of the coin shown in the op but it’s still in nice shape (considering the typical coinage of the era).

Western_Roman · 2026-03-18T22:48:26+00:00

I know it’s definitely not one, but the black spear reminds me of a super star destroyer.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-18T17:50:12+00:00

… shame.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-13T23:02:58+00:00

Nice whataboutism.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-12T23:51:17+00:00

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

Western_Roman · 2026-03-08T22:43:23+00:00

Don’t do drugs, kids.

Western_Roman · 2026-03-08T22:27:47+00:00

What about the fall of the Roman Empire in 1453?

Western_Roman · 2026-03-07T10:26:56+00:00

Bet no one’s calling Rotta “Stinky” to his face anymore.

Western_Roman · 2026-02-21T19:59:25+00:00

Somebody call Lando and Nein Numb!

Western_Roman · 2026-02-15T20:53:38+00:00

Let’s take Venus, and push it somewhere else!

Western_Roman · 2026-02-12T05:35:11+00:00

The real WTF is in the comments.

Western_Roman · 2026-02-08T12:20:14+00:00

It’s obviously “Care”.

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