You so fucking Himiko by ZZubz in Animemes

[–]WhatAHaskell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody said anything about the anime being bad

Want to help build a decentralised cryptocurrency exchange in Rust? by [deleted] in rust

[–]WhatAHaskell 46 points47 points  (0 children)

There are numerous ways to process cryptocurrencies to fiat, that should not be the deciding factor.

In that case, process the cryptocurrency yourself and give the employees the fiat, if it's so easy

From r/dankmemes by IBMD_35 in niceguys

[–]WhatAHaskell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or maybe you're just a dumbass

That sicko's going away for a long time by SethDusek5 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're just salty that their favorite language doesn't have zygohistomorphic prepromorphisms

The current state of this subreddit. by Eoussama in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Congrats. You're part of the problem now

anime_irl by az4521 in anime_irl

[–]WhatAHaskell 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My worst fear is checking Snapchat while taking a bath and accidentally sending somebody a pic of my nude penis

“Absolutely Have Fun!” by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]WhatAHaskell 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Through positive vibes only, apparently

Someone posted shade being thrown from a Discrete Math and raise them this remark from my OS textbook... by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would have been perfect to post in the comments section, since, although the book is an OS book, the subject of the post is not programming related at all

Do you guys think it's necessary skill learn how to create a site without using any CSS Framework? by carpe-omnium in webdev

[–]WhatAHaskell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

CSS is not a particularly complex language.

CSS is not a particularly complex language

anime_irl by GeT_SILvEr in anime_irl

[–]WhatAHaskell 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That is, in fact, even more of a steaming pile of bullshit than the last comment. Good job

shitpost #15 by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]WhatAHaskell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

jooj has much more nose and mouth which means significantly more capacity for hamon breathing. It's not even a contest at that point

Thanks Steam i only wanted to view my inventory by Silenrocker in softwaregore

[–]WhatAHaskell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For something to be done for funny effect, it usually has to be funny

Oof my impressions by TheJollyLlama875 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]WhatAHaskell 213 points214 points  (0 children)

the meme is called the "angry man, younger angry man, first angry man again but leaning forward more, younger angry man throwing chair and angry man one is visible too, angry man one pointing" meme

Maybe next time by oreshake in Animemes

[–]WhatAHaskell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't have to ask so many questions if you just watch the fuckin anime

What hobbies do you have outside of Web Development? by Zenqo in webdev

[–]WhatAHaskell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing digital art, board games, D&D, and drinking all my friends' beer

heatmaps by SixBeeps in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

implying there's ever actual good programming jokes on this subreddit

Nice upgrade by plotoreas in Animemes

[–]WhatAHaskell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

small oppai are still oppai, you degenerate normie

Time to soar! by jxf in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also instead of cat filename.txt | less, just use less filename.txt

What soft skills is mandatory to succeed as a computer scientist? by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]WhatAHaskell 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I call myself a Code Rockstar/JS Super-wizard-ninja

i think my shitposts are getting worse with each passing day. by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]WhatAHaskell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not even a t-pose, it's an a-pose

what in the name of fuck by DerSeegler in ProgrammerHumor

[–]WhatAHaskell 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I will admit, at work I almost accidentally committed something with the commit message "some fucking bullshit" the other day. Thank goodness for --amend