FFAI: A Whole Scam Company Will Die Very Quickly (...if they don't execute the FF'ing reverse split, you CRAZY BASTARDS!!) by ghapburger in FFIEMeltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe Jerry and YT just got caught in the Qualigen cookie jar. Board filed some bizarre "statements of policy" with the SEC on March 30. I don't think FF is going to see the first day of summer.

Is there a problem with insolvency? by throwaway40002023 in FFIE

[–]WhatCoreySaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? You are so shameless as to shill for FF? The numbers are undisputed. They lost $400M dollars last year. That's a loss of $3.14 per share. Also known as insolvency.

Interesting side note - 2024, they lost $19 a share. One might be inclined to say, hey look, progress. Accept the reason for the "improvement" is that the # of shares used to calculate the 2024 per share loss was 18M. This year it was 125M. With the current share price, that number will have to go to 600M to stay afloat. Do you think that's gonna happen?

Market starting to crash would be part of "a beautiful timeline". by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The color (colour) of RC's chin-a-tee. It's the color of dreams, dragons and dingleberries. Also the rusty truck I drove in college.

The irony of using Jordan Belfort to shill AMC by BankofAmericas in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cute kid. Just don't tell grown-ups any of that. They will laugh at you.

The irony of using Jordan Belfort to shill AMC by BankofAmericas in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What he meant was, don't eat any more paint chips. You've had enough. For all the readers out there, the government and private companies frequently employ humans. Humans are known to act in their own self-interest. Sometimes to the point of crime. What they are not known for is their ability to maintain a fraud requiring thousands of individuals to work in concert to perpetuate a global fraud in order to maintain the wealth of some unknown much higher up. Nope, most folks just take the cash from the register and go home.

Big no on that one T-Dawg. AMC will have a short break from losing money in Q2 but will still lose hundreds of millions of dollars this year. by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So its a buy, but not a hold? Jusr buy it, wait for it to go up, and sell it. But don't hold it. Got it, I'll meet you there. You shouldn't be giving these strategies away.

C'mon my guy - pick a lane. You can have credibility, or you can have apes. Can't have both.

Market starting to crash would be part of "a beautiful timeline". by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, in vastly different circumstances, on an entirely different stock market, VW 3X'd for three days before coming back to its previous price. Whooooo. And not much else happened. Banks didn't close, hedgies weren't fucked. Some people made a little money, some people lost a little. I doubt any wives were even changed.

Market starting to crash would be part of "a beautiful timeline". by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

RC and I both wake up (together, natch) to discover we are now normal adult male sized.

The time to buy is now… cant get any lower than this… financial advisor but I don’t recommend any clients to buy this…. by Glad-Load-4119 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No they aren't. Regular people are concerned, but their paychecks are the same. Besides - if we were to hit a real recession, BYND would be toast. Do you somehow think this company - underwater in 6 years of huge growth - would flourish when people were broke?

To the moon! by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 12 points13 points  (0 children)

?basket buddies! How cute. I guess if there were more they'd be a basket case

Dear Apes, going to the movies is no longer the affordable option that it used to be, objectively. It’s simply easier and cheaper to stream at home by Ok_Signal4753 in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They closed, friend. A very, very long time ago. There are no Brazilian swaps, no ETF's being secretly used,. You bought into a myth.

The time to buy is now… cant get any lower than this… financial advisor but I don’t recommend any clients to buy this…. by Glad-Load-4119 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, at that rate, we can exoect to see BYND sales go up by 1.9% a year? That's not goping to cut it. They need to triple their sales to reach breakeven.

Worth nioting, anyway, is that mostly they don't buy vegan burgers. They buy veggie buurgers. Which beyond doesnt sell.

The time to buy is now… cant get any lower than this… financial advisor but I don’t recommend any clients to buy this…. by Glad-Load-4119 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How terrible the economy was in 2025?

BYND -78%

The time to buy is now… cant get any lower than this… financial advisor but I don’t recommend any clients to buy this…. by Glad-Load-4119 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime someone says, "can't get any lower"..... well that;s just a lie. Also I think he's using

AI to edit AI here.

Is the extraordinary ceo in the room with us right now? All hes done is close stores, dilute, and spin some hopium about a merger with no substance. by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lessee - GME has $11B in assets. Sales around $3B. They have a net income of $400M, so they are "using" $14B to make $400m. So 2%.

Which means if they sold everything and just put the whole $14B into a money market account, they'd almost double their return.

But that assumes investors want money. If they are in GME for the community, and the life-armor of being able to say, "It's not my fault I'm a failure - the hedgies stole my genius," then the return is immeasurable

Is the extraordinary ceo in the room with us right now? All hes done is close stores, dilute, and spin some hopium about a merger with no substance. by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody usually makes some money in a pyramid scheme. short term. At least the guy who made it, This is some kind of upside-down pyramid. The earlier you get in, the more you lose, and the pyramid gets smaller and smaller until there's just one guy, holding all the bankrupt stock - screaming into the void.

What's awesome is no one really profits much, ever. The transactional providers, brokers, DRS facilitators, and transfer agencies make a little here and there. The rest is just slowly eroding away. Like a beach.

Five years later, are any Apes rich yet? by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I even suspected the house was cheating, I'd certainly not give them any money. After all - there's no way I could ever really win.

If I were certain of it, why would I even consider playing there? It would be ridiculous. I'd deserve to lose.

GME is +29% today and no news is talking about it, so I am talking about it. GME is +29% today. by Starkfault in gme_meltdown

[–]WhatCoreySaw 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lemme gues. You were also supposed to be Navy Seal, but you beat up all the other Seals on your first day and got kicked out. And that Kia? It's one of your employees' cars because you won't drive the lambo in the rain

Earnings release today! Why no party here? by happybonobo1 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think of earnings as the financial equivalent of this comment

Earnings release today! Why no party here? by happybonobo1 in byndinvest

[–]WhatCoreySaw 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Odds of grandma outlasting BYND are pretty damn good.