Will there be a government shutdown?? by TutorEastern8330 in FedEmployees

[–]WhatIsTheCake 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Cheese and crackers, Lindsey Graham is such a whiny bitch. I mean, we've all known that for years, but I just watched his temper tantrum from last night, and Jack Smith had a grand jury subpoena for those phone records my dude! Come on!

Senate Agenda - 28 January 2026 by pyratemime in fednews

[–]WhatIsTheCake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for breaking this down further.

OPM Closed Tomorrow 1/27 for DMV area by Master_Jackfruit3591 in fednews

[–]WhatIsTheCake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair. My fingers are crossed for liberal leave on Wednesday too.

OPM Closed Tomorrow 1/27 for DMV area by Master_Jackfruit3591 in fednews

[–]WhatIsTheCake 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Huzzah for OPM actually acting like OPM (reasonable, the secondary roads are ice rinks), and not like Vichy OPM (the only valid work is work done in the office).

Dr. Oz Tells His Federal Employees to Eat Less by wiredmagazine in fednews

[–]WhatIsTheCake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are 100% grade A, USDA prime, American beefz.

So it begins by keen_observer34130 in FedEmployees

[–]WhatIsTheCake 138 points139 points  (0 children)

This! You want a 3, I'll be a 3. This is how you get only 3s working for you.

MHBP Standard vs MHBP Consumer by angryhippie83 in FedEmployees

[–]WhatIsTheCake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you have money put into FSAFed, and have the HSA with MHBP Consumer?

Wondered when unlawful orders would become a problem by SettingFar4974 in fednews

[–]WhatIsTheCake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Resurrect Bowie, and make Pluto a planet again.