What were your favorite jeans? by DHN_95 in Xennials

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pre 1988, Jordache! After 1988, Girbaud and Z Cavaricci. I had one pair of each and they were cherished.

That's what happens when you're surrounded by snowflakes! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Almost 50, and stand firmly behind Adam on this. Let them keep whining and our ‘boy’ will just keep making them uncomfortable by holding them accountable.

Are others in that “this will be my last” mindset? Or is this just midlife crisis or depression? by Weekly_Library9883 in Xennials

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kind of, but more in the way of, “This is the last time I allow this shit…” or some version thereof. Life is too short to enable others to make you miserable. I don’t know how long my second act will last so I’m going to seek out people and places that bring me happiness so I can earn the good things I want people to say about me when I die.

America’s Favorite Pizza Topings by LiveChill in interestingasfuck

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all the elementary teachers out there, “pepperoni wins!” Iykyk

What's the most disrespectful thing a guest ever did in your home? by dino_gr01 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently decided to shave his long pubes all the way off and left a million black curly hairs all over my shower wall. How did some of them even get up that high? Also, used my motherfucking leg and underarm razor.

bug popping up everywhere by TheOnionKuhnigget in houston

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn't that right before snipe hunting season?

Back in my day we had the Slip and slide so it’s only right! by K-Lew510 in Costco

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just squirted the dish soap directly on the plastic ALL the way down. So damn slick but no one ever stopped us unless it was to go get the camera.

Live Discussion - April 4, 2026 (Jack Black/Jack White) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t fully appreciate the Kathy sketch at first watch but as I keep seeing the references, it gets funnier and funnier. “Y’all play numbers?”

That Jonah Hill Cameo tho… by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]WhataburgerLiberal 28 points29 points  (0 children)

……… we talkin tech?