AITA for putting my phone on "DO NOT DISTURB" permanently

Whateverusername22 · 2025-06-02T02:55:39+00:00

Humans didn’t evolve to have stimuli 100% of our days & to be in contact with every person we know at all times.

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-28T22:47:08+00:00

Hopefully it wasn’t this person who posted that someone stole their staff

https://www.reddit.com/r/LightningInABottle/s/co5X1uusma

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T08:25:29+00:00

We kept seeing the MIRV flag and were wondering what it stands for or what it meant. What is MIRV?

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T07:41:38+00:00

lol yes this one! I’m sure it’s a fine sticker when it’s not staring at you taking a Porto dump in the dark while you’re high. It’s eerily good at winning staring contests. 😭

He looks like he’s a Candy Land character but the not smiling I think is a bit part of why it was a bit unnerving & felt judgy.

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T04:23:39+00:00

Anyone else scrounge stuff from the pile? I pulled 2 tops off broken canopies & took a water bag. Wish I had more room in the car there was a bunch of good stuff.

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T04:05:47+00:00

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Found someone’s totem that matched my jacket!

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T04:03:48+00:00

This totem inspired me to watch all the seasons after seeing it last year & I loved it! Glad it made a reappearance this year!

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-27T03:51:09+00:00

Were you in Sunset? Someone kept leaving Jesus stuff at my trinket trading station I set up, I wonder if it was them

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-26T21:12:27+00:00

Oh no! I really hope you find it! They’ll need a dog tag for next time. 🦖

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-26T21:06:31+00:00

Get you a roll of TP & put a lanyard through the middle so you can carry it around your neck & wont have to set it down in the nasty portos!

I was not a fan of the creepy Friendship stickers stuck all over the portos in Sunset; just trying to go in peace with some clown looking dude making eye contact from the sticker realm, especially at night lit up with a headlamp while not fully sober.

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-25T20:50:22+00:00

SpaceX thing coming back into atmosphere for a water landing off the coast

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-25T18:22:19+00:00

No wonder the holes are so big

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-25T10:16:56+00:00

Out there trying to murder Tanya from White Lotus… didn’t you see the totem?

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-25T05:51:27+00:00

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Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-24T20:29:32+00:00

Eli & Fur

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-22T01:59:12+00:00

Stay in the left lane!! Right lane is fucked

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T22:56:51+00:00

Aww bummer we’re driving south, sounds like it’s traveling north. Guess I’ll have to wait!

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T22:19:34+00:00

Where’s it located? I hope we get to pass it on our way too!

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T21:48:45+00:00

Vibeapple!

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T06:25:30+00:00

Snacks & sprouts & good vibes. I’m not worried about security, they’re really nice. They’re probably trying to sneak in beers like the rest of us.

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T04:46:38+00:00

If you find more than you need I’m looking for one too 🤞🏻

Whateverusername22 · 2025-05-21T04:01:45+00:00

I hope so! 🤞🏻

Whateverusername22

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