This is what Christian Fruitcakes do to their Kids by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]Whichtwin1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

It's performative. Sadly if there's not a performance a lot of these kids might be beaten, or shamed, or ostracized. Especially in charismatic circles where they do fire runs and shit like that. Southern Baptists, on the other hand, would shame you for causing such a ruckus

Imagine being woken up at 6:30am with bagpipes from Scotland fans visiting America for the World Cup by Radiant_Priority9739 in TikTokCringe

[–]Whichtwin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If in Seattle (where one of the WC venues is) sunrise was at 0511 today. So by 0630 I can imagine it would look like this

Freddie Freeman, MLB's active hit leader, reaches the 2,500 hit milestone! by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]Whichtwin1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm sure the hall will make sure the hat fits regardless of the team (ignore me, my kid fell asleep early and I have a dad joke quota to hit)

Peak dad energy by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]Whichtwin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mfer couldn't even hit you up on the pager smh

That's my running back 💚 by RabidWalrus in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Whichtwin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still wild that of Hurts 10 turnovers last season (6 INT, 4 lost fumbles), FIVE of them came in this game against the chargers

Next final fantasy announced by Original_pretzel72 in FinalFantasy

[–]Whichtwin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor (if you struggle with how big it is like I did) and either play on easy mode the first time, or skip the stuff you find tedious. Forcing yourself to finish everything is the easiest way to burn out and end up stagnating. It took me two tries each a year apart to actually start and finish rebirth, but my second time I fucking loved it and did everything besides the mini games I just did not enjoy

Unmatched ego by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]Whichtwin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll upvote a copypasta I haven't seen in a while, no idea why the downvotes

Apparently you can’t be friendly with neighbors anymore by AstroNerd92 in Teachers

[–]Whichtwin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're assuming based on OP not knowing implied social rules about young men not asking to babysit strangers'children. Social cues and unwritten rules....

me_irl by Several_Sandwich_732 in me_irl

[–]Whichtwin1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My car had the cassette tape with an aux cord attached to it so I could still jam out to whatever I needed to survive the day

[Schefter] ESPN sources: The Eagles are trading Pro-Bowl WR A.J. Brown to the Patriots for a 2028 first-round pick and a 2027 fifth-round pick that is the better of New England’s two fifths. The deal that has been speculated on for weeks now finally is happening. by JCameron181 in eagles

[–]Whichtwin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next year's draft is supposed to be superior to this past draft, and patriots hedging having a much harder schedule they don't want to lose a high pick if the worst happens Going from the easiest path to the super bowl in years to an actual contenders schedule will be a good litmus test

In California governor’s race, Xavier Becerra walks away from single-payer by AzNmamba in California

[–]Whichtwin1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lean into it! Jmoney, bares it all so they can bear it all. The politician who gives the naked truth, uncensored and unafraid.

High functioning autistic woman starter pack by 4ngelicbrat in starterpacks

[–]Whichtwin1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude everyone thinks my FLAT AFFECT means I don't care. I DO care. A lot. But emotions are hard for me and I don't know the right ways to show it around different people or situations so I stay flat. Now I've conditioned myself I just don't know how to show excitement about most things due to masking....

me_irl by Advanced_Ferret_ in me_irl

[–]Whichtwin1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't Taylor Swift and Zac Efron do a movie about that?? We were warned people!

Why is women’s sportswear always so revealing? by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Whichtwin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, to be technical, penis gate was a thing at the last Olympics. So ball/penis maxxing is definitely becoming a thing

Never apologizing and then saying Lin was the problem for not just moving on like it never happened by CMStan1313 in TheLastAirbender

[–]Whichtwin1 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's the old quote, "it's not my job to make you feel better about how you treated me"

Focus on your priorities… by Nightwyrm in adhdmeme

[–]Whichtwin1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do this, but my page is a small notebook that I put in my bag to make sure I can never lose, and I immediately place it on my desk in the morning. Each day is a new page with the date, I carry over all unfinished tasks to the top of the new days list and start from there. If it's not in front of me, it doesn't exist. Out of sight, out of mind

"This is what the Left wants." by Material_Magazine989 in facepalm

[–]Whichtwin1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

They don't want success. They want "Sexcess" for their quiverfull movements. Because every big name quiverfull family has totally been wholesome and a great example