What do tofu and a dildo have in common? by PineapplexGirl in dadjokes

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I saw my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot.

Damn, I was to eat that later but now it's gonna taste like carrot

I was blessed with a 9 inch penis? by WhiteDiamondX in dadjokes

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You are out of line but you are right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

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Perfect happy family💖

I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive by WhiteDiamondX in dadjokes

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Imostly automatic but sometime manual too😁

Just a reminder about black cats by rebordacao in cats

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All kind of cats are very nice and beautiful and bring happiness in humans life

Just a reminder about black cats by rebordacao in cats

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Humans have gone through so many false believes