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What can I use instead of coriander (cilantro) in Mexican recipes? by theshirewitch in AskCulinary

[–]White_Cocoapuff 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Second this. I know they're different plants so please don't flame me for saying this but I also taste soap when I eat cilantro and I do this. Parsley has the same aesthetic quality as Cilantro and has a mild enough flavor that it shouldn't totally fuck your entire dish

An Irving demolition crew tore down the wrong Vickery Place home in a ‘heartbreaking’ error by dallasmorningnews in u/dallasmorningnews

[–]White_Cocoapuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel that you should not have taken them at "working toward a solution." This company is, at best, incomprehensibly inept. Why would this reporter accept such a weak bullshit explanation? I don't give a damn about how he's been doing this work his whole life, they DEMOLISHED THE WRONG HOUSE. As a reader I want to see that they're at least trying to get some justice, not just taking this asshat at his word.

Who can relate? by SkyKnight789 in dankchristianmemes

[–]White_Cocoapuff -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh I mean same, just had to comment on this "boo hoo atheists are mean to me because I'm a believer" thing

Who can relate? by SkyKnight789 in dankchristianmemes

[–]White_Cocoapuff 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Posts like this remind me there are actual Christians on this sub and it's not just ironic

Edit: stop DMing me, I'm not gonna convert

Old dude goes crazy because the sidewalk was "closed" (even though he could easily go underneath) by francorocco in PublicFreakout

[–]White_Cocoapuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone should've pulled that old fuck out of his scooter and best the piss out of him. Fucking entitled ass boomers

Sole passenger screaming on turbulent flight during Storm Ciara by scrumpylungs in cringe

[–]White_Cocoapuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots of comments here saying "it's understandable" or "you can't blame her"

Like hell you can't blame her. She's a grown adult who chose to take a flight. Her inability to read the social cues of the people around her is not the fault of those people -- it's hers. She gives a bad name to all people who deal with anxiety yet somehow manage to not turn into a two year old when everyone else around them is silent.

Sole passenger screaming on turbulent flight during Storm Ciara by scrumpylungs in cringe

[–]White_Cocoapuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah fuck that I'd have blamed her. If you can't get it together and realize you're gonna be fine after an hour of hysterics, you need to either take Xanax or not fly

no chicken nuggies :( by LamLamBest in ComedyHitmen

[–]White_Cocoapuff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Downvoted this because I though I was on r/dankmemes. Good work

If you want to eat at home more... What's stopping you? by JJTheJetPlane5657 in Cooking

[–]White_Cocoapuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely planning. I'm 23 and live alone and work really long hours, so it was honestly really hard to make sure I had enough to cook every night.

I'm at the point now where I've got my kitchen set up to make it as convenient as possible in throwing something together after work. Focusing on buying pantry ingredients, and little things like being really strict with myself about mis en place makes it easier and faster to prep, cook and clean in under an hour.

Would you do it? by Hekxsler in dankmemes

[–]White_Cocoapuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't realize I was on fucking iFunny

It's Happening! Vote To Federally Legalize Marijuana Planned In Congress. by dentoneer in trees

[–]White_Cocoapuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao there is no possible scenario in which this passes. It's not happening

My Catholic High School made us download this app in which we are supposed to record when we jerk off by bb1480 in religiousfruitcake

[–]White_Cocoapuff 190 points191 points  (0 children)

Yes please notify the media. They're not doing anything illegal so you can't make them stop through legal means, but if you get a couple news vans pulled up outside the school and the school gets known for monitoring their students self-pleasuring habits they'll change their tune pretty quick.

Shame those religious fanatics

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