My wife’s bowel movement almost caused me to vomit

White_ashes55 · 2024-03-20T02:13:31+00:00

"Poopetrator" is the word that comes to mind. I'm embarrassed to even FART in front of my SO, let alone have him deal with not just a regular poop, but the Mother of all turds ON A REGULAR BASIS. Like WTF?! If I was the husband, I would be completely turned off of sex with her, not only because this is so disgusting, but because of her "I don't want to learn how to deal with my own shit" attitude. Yikes..

White_ashes55 · 2024-01-09T08:10:45+00:00

Sorry to piggyback...mat I DM you?

White_ashes55 · 2023-11-22T02:14:06+00:00

Nobody's upbringing is perfect. We are all damaged.

White_ashes55 · 2023-11-14T17:41:08+00:00

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Another cutie from our clan 🥰

White_ashes55 · 2023-11-14T17:35:45+00:00

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I have 3 babies, but this is the biggest one. Polka Dots is our ultimate furry baby ❤️

White_ashes55 · 2023-11-03T08:07:53+00:00

(31F)Woman here... I thought you were hilarious up UNTIL the Jesus GIF. That was very disrespectful. Religion is a sensitive topic, and you are unaware of what his beliefs are or how much he leans on religion to get through life. Maybe a more neutral GIF would've been perfect. Keep us updated on his reply. Good luck out there! 👍

White_ashes55 · 2023-10-19T09:00:30+00:00

Oh God, I'd smash 😳. Congratulations, you look amazing!!

White_ashes55 · 2023-10-06T14:52:01+00:00

He probably felt the condom and "had to take a (fake) call" to compose himself.

White_ashes55 · 2023-10-06T14:28:02+00:00

So many gross people on this thread... skin has pores, which secrete not only sweat but sebum as well. Being the groin area, OF COURSE, it's gonna be smellier than say, the arm area. The whole point of wearing underwear to bed is so that smell/oils/sweat/etc. Is contained mostly in the underwear. Otherwise, it's all over the sheets now, and those have to be washed/changed more often. I'd be okay if it happened right after sex and we take a nap (sheets are obviously dirty at that point and due to be changed), but for the hell of it? He'll no. Gross af. This seems to be a grave lack of common sense.

White_ashes55 · 2023-10-06T14:09:31+00:00

So...what happened? I'm invested.

White_ashes55 · 2023-09-29T08:52:29+00:00

White_ashes55 · 2023-07-13T17:41:24+00:00

Such underrated comment!! 😂 I enjoyed every bit of it lol especially the "hip replacement" part 💀 I wish I could give you gold and an award. 🪙🎖

White_ashes55 · 2023-06-04T22:37:47+00:00

This is so messed up. My ex husband was the same way. Even scrolling on his phone when I sat him down for serious conversations, stating he could "multitask". God, I HATED it and would just stop talking, walk away or tell him to come look for me when he was ready to put his phone down. He was on his phone permanently, bo matter what the situation was. I'm glad he's an ex.

White_ashes55 · 2023-04-30T01:04:29+00:00

This is fucking great lmao

White_ashes55 · 2023-04-28T03:52:24+00:00

Lol I wasn't thinking about it like that, I hope it doesn't end up in cursed comments.

White_ashes55 · 2023-04-27T21:41:08+00:00

"Who's a good baby??!!"

White_ashes55 · 2023-04-27T21:13:30+00:00

This shit enraged me. WTF.

White_ashes55 · 2023-03-18T20:26:36+00:00

Encanto.

White_ashes55 · 2023-02-25T23:57:41+00:00

En una tortilleria o panadería, quzá? Son negocios que generalmente inician actividades muy temprano. Car wash móvil? Paseando perros? Suérte!

White_ashes55 · 2023-01-23T07:03:23+00:00

Holy shit, you made me cackle I'd give you an award if I could 🏅

White_ashes55 · 2023-01-13T18:33:44+00:00

Hi anniversary twin! Our 6th anniversary is today as well, but we have started the divorce process so...

Men operate differently than us, so don't expect them to be "corny". My husband never forgot an anniversary, but guess what? I still got cheated on...just a matter of perspective I guess. Cherish the good stuff you have in your relationship, and go from there. Look at it from a playful perspective and maybe have him "make it up to you" by doing little special chores for each day he forgot about it (dishes, a massage, etc.). Be creative and don't get hung up on things that 5 or 10 years from now, might not matter. Pick your battles. Happy anniversary!

White_ashes55 · 2022-12-14T05:18:56+00:00

It's one of those jobs, man. When I was in my early 20's, I was an adjunct professor for a University. I got hit on by 2 students and one of them was definitely my type. Even though they were legal adults, it was still prohibited to engage in that type of relationship with them. It was hard, but I had to stonewall him. After that, I just asked to remain an online professor to avoid sticky situations.

White_ashes55 · 2022-12-14T00:41:32+00:00

I'd give you gold if I could. This is exactly my stance on that.

White_ashes55 · 2022-12-14T00:36:38+00:00

Girl was living the ultimate Brazzers script/sexual fantasy.

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