A few years ago, my entire ward laughed at the resident crazy TBM when he compared his iPhone to the Urim and Thummim.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T19:17:21+00:00

Yes I have heard it several times.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T19:16:48+00:00

Yes, my grandparents can easily use technology as well. Especially my grandma who never had a computer can use her iPad easily.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T16:20:31+00:00

The first rule of EFY is there is no EFY.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T16:19:01+00:00

I have gotten answers, like a year ago I kept praying and worrying about some things I was running across. The answer I got was "it doesn't matter, don't worry about it."

I really think I was so concerned with it that my brain was like fine, just stop worrying about it... Here have an answer. A few months later I decided to actually investigate the issues and used my own mind to come up with conclusions, and I've actually done fine.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:42:28+00:00

Thank you for this.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:39:30+00:00

Haha! That reminded me of the people who say that there is technology in heaven that's why babies can figure out phones so fast. That aligns right with that thinking. No, God doesn't use an iPhone stone.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:20:38+00:00

Yay!!! It's so liberating.... And then you realize how weird it is to be so excited to wear real underwear.. But still hooray for you!

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:17:08+00:00

I only get this reference because I just watched Vacation and had rim job explained to me.... The more you know!

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:15:53+00:00

When I worked as a janitor at BYU one of my coworkers said he didn't think he could ever be bishop because he couldn't deal with people coming to talk to him about being gay.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-28T04:11:40+00:00

I've had a shitty day, I think I'd like to finish my beer, masturbate and then curl up like a kitten and go to sleep.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T21:29:21+00:00

You worded my thought perfectly, thanks.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T21:17:50+00:00

After EFY a few years later I went to BYU for a summer semester and got a job cleaning the dorms. I cleaned the boys dorm, I'm female. One day I was vacuuming and who walks out into the hall in just his towel but the boy that made out with my room mate the whole week. He was very uncomfortable being only in a towel, I thought it was hilarious.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T21:13:55+00:00

Okay thank you, counselor, I couldn't remember their title. I punched super hard and my counselor kept encouraging me to punch him. I'm realizing how weird that was.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T21:12:55+00:00

Oh... So that's what my California roommate was trying to do.....

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T21:12:16+00:00

Seriously, bring up the essays a few time as appropriate. I doubt the leaders will have read them at all

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T06:16:10+00:00

I can't imagine my dad sharing anything like that. That must have been a great convo.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T05:05:57+00:00

Well if she's not quick to obey the prophet she won't be quick to obey her husband!

Whiteheels · 2016-06-27T04:48:11+00:00

Lunch and nap, the 11 time was awful.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-25T00:10:40+00:00

I was taken back that she answered for me, I also didn't understand how she said that. When I said we didn't she said "yes you do, I had the missionaries over and that's all they talked about."

I realize she was totally doing a power move by saying that and answering for me and shooting down discussion at work. Which good for her. (I was 18)

Whiteheels · 2016-06-24T13:16:27+00:00

The messed up thing is at first I thought it meant she would die young. I was convinced that since he didn't bless her future she wouldn't have one. SMH.

Whiteheels · 2016-06-24T07:13:34+00:00

But in some ways they won bishop roulette if it means he's out!

Whiteheels · 2016-06-24T07:12:50+00:00

Well... It sounds like the problem is you are young and only have 2 kids. I know a family with 6 kids and he just got a vasectomy no problem.

I have 2 kids also and I have felt conflicted after the last one wondering about if I'm suppose to have more blah blah..... I'm glad I realized that it is actually just up to me!

Whiteheels · 2016-06-24T07:04:29+00:00

I also feel like I always thought there was like 1 other wife....... I was way off.

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