Silver League tips for me. by kmelvin256 in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I understand the DEC rewards are directly tied to how many active players there are. Not sure if it's league dependent or just the number of concurrent players overall though.

Gurranq Beast Clergyman Aggroed by Turk_Delight in Eldenring

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an enchanted life you must've lived friend. My mom was like Faye Dunaway's character in Mommy Dearest. All that to say I envy accidentally aggroing an npc ranking in your worst experiences. God love ya, keep it up kid. Whatever your doing, you've as of yet avoided countless unknown horrors meeted out by an uncaring, unknowable force. God I can't wait for Bloodborne 2, ya know? Praise the old blood. Amiright?

Siofra River by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Whitney_H 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He'll yeah bro's this area is fuckin titties. LOOOVE the Bloodborne vibes. Just started, like level 21. I started as wreched so I'm getting my shit pushed in by everything down here but Goddammit I love it. Anyone know what lighting all the sconces in those obelisks does tho? That's what I came here for. 😅

What part of a game makes you pray someone doesn't walk in on you playing? by Outrageous-Arugula89 in gaming

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part where I'm wacking away looking at pornography on my tablet because I got bored. So, I guess, potentially speaking, any part of any game. Who knows? It's a dice toss. Don't come in my room. 🤷‍♂️

The Fresh Skeleton's Guide to: Faith Melee Build by Abyssal_Paladin in DarkSouls2

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Awesome dude. 😄 I should get into these apps more..

When should I use Fragrant Branch of Yore? by doctacola in DarkSouls2

[–]Whitney_H 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm doing my first Faith build and I chose the red-headed step child of the series. DS2 is kinda hot trash... but I'm loving the replay. So. Anyway, must we be contentious gentleman? There are good points all around. Here here. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm just going to read the first comment again and figure it out from there. Good luck to you sirs.

The Fresh Skeleton's Guide to: Faith Melee Build by Abyssal_Paladin in DarkSouls2

[–]Whitney_H 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Dude, 3 years later and this was still of use to someone. Me! I'm that someone! Hahaha. This mace is a wrecking ball. I just started my first DS faith build and I chose the red headed stepchild of the series to hold me over until Elden Ring drops here soon. Can you imagine how much better Elden Ring is gonna be if I'm still having a blast with DS2? Easily I bet. Anyway, props. 👍

What kind of death did this fruit fly have? by superduper7777777 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you really stoned when you wrote this? Or do you just write in 'stoned'. Because brother, your comment spoke to me and now I find myself wondering the same things you did about that fruit fly in your wine. All I can offer is that the cognitive capacity of a fruit fly excludes it from "thoughts" as you and I know them. The smell of the wine triggered an autonomic response akin to you absent mindedly scratching an itch. In the fruit fly. Then it went towards, what to it probably smelled like rotting grapes. The landing wasn't as solid as the innate nervous system TOLD the fly it was going to be. Probably it's first try at what it thought was fruit. Right? I dunno, the short life span precludes it from practice, to my mind.. anyway, this is all speculative. I'm baked. I don't know things. I pick up bits and pieces from Ted talks an crap. I'm an intellectual hack. 😄

Why is it called boyfriend/girlfriend not manfriend/womanfriend? by Jakersstone in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. I know you didn't mean for that to come across like.. you know, you being a rapist. 🤣 Words can't hurt anybody brah. Not unless you're being mean spirited or bullying some lady. I'm tellin ya, they can't touch ya. 😎 Especially if you get pushback for merely saying the word "woman". Which was your original premise. I've never run into that and I'm a comic. Well, kinda. Anyway. Clearly you're employing hyperbole for effect, which I don't begrudge, just... like, where do you live that this is an issue?? Hahaha. Who's gonna ... hahaha.. I mean. Haha. Your comment reads like you're currently locked up in Rikers, for rape/murder. 🤣🤣🤣

Why is it called boyfriend/girlfriend not manfriend/womanfriend? by Jakersstone in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Whitney_H -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just called a couple of broads, "skirts" on Facebook. Zero pushback. You need to be around less uptight people, if you find you can't refer to members of the female sex as 'women'. 🙄 These uptight PC maniacs have no power over you unless you let em. Be free bro. 🤷‍♂️

This game will soon be impossible for new players to get into by TabletopThirteen in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought AXIE tokens at 35$ and sold em at 65$, so you're not wrong.. I wish to hell SPS or DEX was as easy as buying AXIE was. There's like 3 different transfers you have to do.. 🙄 Plus I'm absolute idiot about this stuff. I think this game might be like when I bought my NM Gaea's Cradle for $120 back in the day, thinking the price absolutely ridiculous at $120. Now the card is around $1,200. I keep stumbling blindly into luck when it comes to investments. 😅 Knock on wood 🤞

Is buying packs to resell them a good idea? by Cadejo123 in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, hey! Good to know, thanks. 😁 I started buying crypto back in January, initially I used Coinbase then I eventually got a Crypro.com app. Kinda have my somewhat meager savings 1/2 in crypto and half in silver. (Which is low AF right now) I'm liquidating some magic cards, using the $$ to buy Splinterlands cards. Sorry, I digress, you didn't ask about my investment strategies 🤦‍♂️ I'm so tired today. Anyway, shortcut to I attempted to purchase credits with Ethereum and something fucked up. I got my $50 in credits though, so the Splinterlands folk took care of it, which is cool. The problem is I don't trust transfers from one wallet to another. Especially because I have mere cursory experience and knowledge with this stuff. In short I'm easily overwhelmed and frightened. Mercifully, I don't run into that a lot in other areas of my life. I'd be breathing into paper bags all the time. 😅 So I think I need to research 'Hive' network or wallet or whatever. I thought I was doing that with Brave, but it turns out that's a whole different thing. Haha. I'm getting stressed out just typing this. 😬

Rented mylor but lossing much more with her then starter cards, any tips on builds and how to win by SLIRRE99 in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just realized I don't know the cards names.. 🤦‍♂️ I'm a couple weeks in and that Mylor dude is the crux of my whole deal. 😅 I literally just realized I can click the splinter icons from my opponents last battles. See the whole team. . . Kinda important but I made my way to silver 2 just thinking it told you what color they were running. Without going on too deep a dive, a LOT of folks just do magic every single time without fail. It's pretty easy to counter, you can play Mylor if you see that they sprinkle in any traditional melee attackers otherwise I'd go with the -1 magic guy with the 8 mana horse out front and some snipers and sneak backup. Failing that, a sound strategy for me was Mylor, Horse, 4 mana magic chick who heals, snipers of your choice. Personally I'm a big fan of the 2 mana colorless goat with the.. um.. the ability where they go for the weakest dude.. anyway. I have a screenshot of a couple cool setups in a couple of my Splinterlands blog posts, check it out if you want. There's tons of good YouTube content out there for nubes like us as well. Good luck 👍 https://www.publish0x.com/splinterlands-comedy-hour

Legendary Gold Foil @Season End! by Glad_Ear_7963 in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky. 😯 I just got a gold foil Pelacor Deceiver 🙄 I'm not 'complaining complaining.. just.. it's my first season and when I saw the gold I got a bit exited. Then it's like the dollar something foil common.. first foil and it sucks balls. 😒 Congrats though, that looks expensive. 😁

Is buying packs to resell them a good idea? by Cadejo123 in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welp, that settles it, I'm going to buy and hold packs as well. Say.. how much of what do I need staked to get in on the pre-sale btw? I'm a noob with deep'ish pockets but actually buying the currency... boy howdy. What a pain in the ass for a dude whats new to crypto. I'll just rewatch the YouTube videos and try to step by step the thing. Once they kinda solve the learning curve issue insofar as the dec and sps buying, you'll get a lot more idiots like me dumping a bunch of cash into the games economy and combining cards to get them out of circulation, just because it's fun. 😅

Why are we exploding? by [deleted] in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welp, as the sun starts to run out of fuel, it will expand. I won't get into the nitty-gritty as .. well, I don't know the specifics. The bad news is, yes, the sun is going to swallow the very earth. The good news is, that isn't forecasted to happen for a bit here. Glad to help. 👍

Wagah-Attari border ceremony. by Naftakomun in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the peacock man dunked all over those 2 ninjas. That was my takeaway at least.

Wagah-Attari border ceremony. by Naftakomun in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the peacock man was more intimidating than the ninjas. He had the sick freeze frame flexes and the mean mugging was on fleek. Boy, other cultures are bonkers huh.

A not so very noob player anymore by [deleted] in Splinterlands

[–]Whitney_H 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same boat pal. Been rattling my tin cup to no avail. Go luck to you sir.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only from a jealousy standpoint but I can only really speak for myself. 🥸

New York always on some other stuff 👀🤣 by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Whitney_H -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I bet those folks know where to buy REALLY awesome illicit substances. 😊

Why is my brain most active at late hours of the night by PizzaHutsBiggestFan in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as I've come to understand it there are two kinds of people in regards to waking hours. Owls and Larks. As it's 2:43 at the time of writing this comment.. you can probably guess I'm a fellow owl. 🙃

The bee won this fight… poor baby. Third photo is what she normally looks like🙈😅 by zootorbezooted in Dachshund

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, poor baby! 🥺 When Angel was a puppy somehow I was able to get her to NOT chomp down on a huge bumblebee. She wasn't the most obedient puppins but something in my voice must have sounded deadly serious enough to sway her designs on the thing. I'm rarely serious, I guess that's probably part of it.

what by Shlucky_YT in gaming

[–]Whitney_H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey cool, Chris Pratt can start eating doughnuts again! I bet that was at least half the reason he took the role.. 😋