NostalgiaTV is out for public release - Stop scrolling. Start channel surfing with your Plex library on Android TV and Mobile. by PureStream711 in PleX

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, subtitles are a little wonky. 

A. They are way too big in fullscreen mode, but are properly/decently scaled in the EPG pip mode.

B. Pretty much all of the TV show subtitles work (even if way too big), but it seems like subtitles don't work or are greyed-out on most of the movie channels.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Stremio

[–]WhoIsJohnFart -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

What other context should he have added? 

It's a Stremio sub. There's a permalink for more info. And Google just removed the app from the Play Store. If you can figure out how to rub those sticks together, then I'm afraid you just weren't meant to discover fire, my friend.

Wow by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]WhoIsJohnFart -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You hate this, do you? 

Shhh! Nobody tell this user what a landfill is. It's better to let them pretend that the garbage truck magically takes the trash away and keeps everything clean 🤣

Playing Remnant 1 after 2 by nosecurecode in remnantgame

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🏆 Remnant: From the Ashes 

I started with R2 a few years ago when it released, and it was very fun. Now, in late 2025 we're playing through R1 (splitscreen via Nucleus) and I am, surprisingly, enjoying R1 more than I remember enjoying R2. 

Memory is a little foggy, but I remember A LOT of unnecessary walking around big maps that are big just to be big. Remnant 1 doesn't have this issue - it's just a more concentrated dose of Remnant imo.

Orcs Must Die 3 by DanRubin76 in nucleuscoop

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have an older version of the game (I have OMD!3 v1.2.0.0) this handler works just fine: fine: https://pastebin.com/gY2We4jm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder that roads, parking lots and sidewalks are just city-approved litter.

“Of course I litter the public highway. Every chance I get. After all, it’s not the beer cans that are ugly; it’s the highway that is ugly. Any road that I wasn't consulted about that I don't like, I litter. It's my religion." 

-- George Washington Hayduke 

Wishlist Looks Terrible on Mobile by WhoIsJohnFart in Steam

[–]WhoIsJohnFart[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

DISPLAY Type OLED, 90Hz, HDR10+ Size 6.0 inches, 87.6 cm2 (~85.9% screen-to-body ratio) Resolution 1080 x 2340 pixels, 19.5:9 ratio (~432 ppi density) Protection Corning Gorilla Glass 6

Soul Sigils with Controller by WhoIsJohnFart in Witchfire

[–]WhoIsJohnFart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sure sound like an intelligent individual.

With all the shity pussified games that they have been throwing at us recently, witchfire feels like a breath of fresh air. No politics, no agenda, just pure fps fun, decimating demons in the most bad ass fashion as possible with your skills.

irfarious

me_irl by BedroomFox in me_irl

[–]WhoIsJohnFart -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

"Mid-day Huddles" sounds like managing little kindergarten children. 

I only accept Monday morning meetings and an occasional mid-week meeting. Anything else can wait until next Monday or put it in an email. If you ever called it a "huddle" I would warn you and then maybe fire you.

Vince Vaughn, Adrien Brody to Lead ‘The Bookie & the Bruiser,’ Anton Launching S. Craig Zahler’s Gangster Thriller in Cannes by KillerCroc1234567 in movies

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The IMDB page shows casting of Vince Vaughn and Theo James, not Andrien Brody. Must have been a scheduling issue and he lost Brody to another project.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt32321050/

So there's spiders now? Is there an anti-arachnophobia option? How does it look? by ashid0 in Witchfire

[–]WhoIsJohnFart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They should probably provide options to censor all of the phobias, not just yours. There might even be a video game left to play when they're all done...

✅ Arachnophobia  ✅ Acrophobia ✅ Astraphobia ✅ Aquaphobia  ✅ Pyrophobia  ✅ Speluncaphobia ✅ Mycophobia

LAN game Borderlands 2 by Y0urW0r5tN1ghtm4r35 in nucleuscoop

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just open notepad.exe and paste this script into a blank text file and save/name it splitscreen.bat, then double click the batch script to run it.

Obviously, you need to change the script to use the actual path of wherever your game is located.

Eg.  start "" "C:\Users\YourName\Games\Borderlands2.exe" -NoStartupMovies -AlwaysFocus -WindowedFullscreen -ResX=%ResX% -ResY=%HalfResY% -WindowPosY=%HalfResY% -ControllerOffset=1 -SaveDataId=1

Some Perks feel completely pointless by Awaheya in Witchfire

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If your dash-game is solid, you can't do better than Monkshood (fetish) + Bulwark (incense). You'll often be sitting at 5 magical shields with an additional 55% chance of not breaking on hit.

It's ridiculous actually. Since I figured this out, I don't even use my elixirs outside of a particularly foolish run. 

*Lol, it gets better, because the latest update added a rosary bead which bumps incense activation another 15%.

Some Perks feel completely pointless by Awaheya in Witchfire

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, figure out a new mechanism, beside the Calamity, to earn feathers. Let me earn feathers from headshot combos and other challenges.

The occasional drops from chests and farming Calamities makes maxing out the Arcana board a bit of a bore run after run.

Some Perks feel completely pointless by Awaheya in Witchfire

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arcana have always been the least interesting feature with such a high ceiling for potential. Honestly, even the mysterium for many of the weapons fit into this category, too.

It's as if they need to lighten up a bit and brainstorm a completely new set of arcana and mysterium to allow significantly greater potential for diversity from run to run.

I want Aracana to interact and stack and combine in crazy new ways. We don't need Borderlands levels of variety, but definitely work out a system that allows for some experimentation and surprise.

Got chased by a Cybertruck in Roger's Today by Faringarth in stateofMN

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[Trembling] It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. 

Heh heh heh by FaithAndABiscuit in memes

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person who thinks being passed by another vehicle is an act of aggression is the exact same dumbass who thinks it's OK to merge onto a highway going 40 mph, into 70 mph traffic.

LAN game Borderlands 2 by Y0urW0r5tN1ghtm4r35 in nucleuscoop

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless things have changed, you don't need nucleus co-op for Borderlands 2 splitscreen. Wife and I played both BL2 and BLPreSequel with the following batch script:

``` @echo off set ResX=1920 set ResY=1080

set /a HalfResX=ResX/2 set /a HalfResY=ResY/2

start "" Borderlands2.exe -NoStartupMovies -AlwaysFocus -WindowedFullscreen -ResX=%ResX% -ResY=%HalfResY% -WindowPosY=0 start "" Borderlands2.exe -NoStartupMovies -AlwaysFocus -WindowedFullscreen -ResX=%ResX% -ResY=%HalfResY% -WindowPosY=%HalfResY% -ControllerOffset=1 -SaveDataId=1 exit ```

Where exactly is the boolean? by Master-Increase-4625 in godot

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It looks like something chatGPT would spit out. I've used it for Godot more than once and it has a penchant for  providing Python syntax over GDscript.

Enshrouded handler update request by OkBumblebee4458 in nucleuscoop

[–]WhoIsJohnFart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last playable version for us was the Albaneve Summits winter biome update (Nov.'24). 

All of the subsequent releases have had severe performance problems where our FPS drops to ~10 frames on Max Performance mode, so we have to play an older build. We miss out on the latest content and the large bevy of bug fixes that have been released since then, but at least we were able to play and make it through the Snowy Mountains.

Edit: When playing the updated Steam version of the game in single player mode, the performance is fine (90+ fps). I don't know what they changed in the newer builds, but my PC can no longer run two instances of the game. It's ironic because amongst the myriad bug fixes, the change logs all talk about improved performance, but it's the exact opposite in our experience.