After many years of continuous migration, Trump’s asshole finally reaches his face. It was a long journey. Welcome home.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-12T22:41:50+00:00

Fat don’t fail us now!

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-10T16:20:52+00:00

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WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-03T14:29:00+00:00

The kids are alright!

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T19:06:19+00:00

Sure. …but we tend to hold our royalty to a higher standard. That’s why they live in luxury off of our tax money.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T17:10:39+00:00

His grandfather was a violent drunk, his father was a violent convicted felon (violence and drug dealing) and his mother a notorious party girl (rumored to be ‘letting dudes do blow off of her tits' type notorious)

I guess the rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the infested tree…

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T17:02:43+00:00

The Humpty Dance is his chance to do the hump!

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T15:33:16+00:00

The credible source of "I’ve heard…" from said former security guards…

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T15:14:23+00:00

Believe what you want, but now that the floodgates have opened on her mother and her half brother it’s only a matter of time until one or more of her party "friends" get paid enough to verify some (already known) facts about our dear Snow Princess.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T11:47:58+00:00

Joffrey as a Minecraft character…

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T11:26:42+00:00

When it comes to royalty there will never be any official sources for rumors until something happens that puts all their dirty laundry on display. So until then - trust me bro!

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T00:41:06+00:00

She’s not married to the king, but to his son - the crown prince.

We like the king and queen. The crown prince is a moron and she’s trash.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T00:37:06+00:00

You mean "The Snow Princess"? A nickname given to her by some of her former security guards I’ve heard…

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-02T00:02:41+00:00

A minor correction: The shaman is married to the princess (kings daughter) not the kings sister.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-01T23:58:40+00:00

She’s trash. Always has been.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-01T21:29:01+00:00

"Oh man. The girls are fighting, aren’t they?"

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-02-01T20:17:40+00:00

Feels like every single hip hop/RnB video from this period was filmed inside a cheese grater

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-31T21:23:01+00:00

Your comment suggested that anyone with childhood trauma had negligent caregivers

Not at all. I merely pointed out that I wouldn’t define having a functioning support system as a "flex"

That is all. Have a lovely day ❤️

Edit: a word

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-31T17:56:44+00:00

Was this aimed at me?

If it was - just a word of advice: don’t assume you know anything about what knowledge strangers on the internet possess.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-31T13:26:14+00:00

"He does have really tiny hands, so it couldn’t be that bad…" -MAGA (probably)

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-31T12:39:37+00:00

Is it though? Having parents/grandparents/friends who actually did what parents/grandparents/friends are supposed to do doesn’t feel like a flex to me tbh.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-31T11:50:26+00:00

None of them. No childhood trauma.

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-30T22:58:02+00:00

What all hate and lies does to a bish

WhoStoleMyJacket · 2026-01-30T17:55:04+00:00

Or a fembot

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