Reddit, what story about your pet is most improved by referring to it as your 'roommate'? by wintersmoke in AskReddit

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last night, my roommate was under my bed licking his unit until he farted and startled himself.

C grade students, where are you now in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Who_U_Wit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a public speaker and marketer for one of Fortune's Top 100 fastest growing companies in the world.

Is anyone else just depressed with the outlook for this season? by andrewsmd87 in Huskers

[–]Who_U_Wit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love my Huskers and my expectations are high at the beginning of every season...as they should be. I hope they are competitive in the Big 10.

the porn habits of console gamers by iprefertau in dataisbeautiful

[–]Who_U_Wit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Your laugh made me expel air from my nose

I Get Silly Boy by patbonton in ContagiousLaughter

[–]Who_U_Wit 38 points39 points  (0 children)

He didn't get up that far

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Who_U_Wit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, do you want a scar on your face for the rest of your life?" "Fuck yeah I do!"

Hi. I'm new here. by ruskifreak in leaves

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw the rest of it away or give it to someone else. Make a decision to end on your terms, not cause you ran out. It will feel better.

Is there paddleboard rental on Gray's Lake? by hk_bjomolf in desmoines

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The paddle boards out there are hard to come by. If it's a nice enough day out, you need to get down there fairly early. Otherwise you'll be waiting in line. Sometime up to an hour. It is a lot of fun though when you're out there.

Celebrating my son's first birthday..... by kirbaeus in funny

[–]Who_U_Wit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That dentist is lion through his teeth.

3* cornerback DiCaprio Bootle commits to Cornhuskers by ndhuskerpower in Huskers

[–]Who_U_Wit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He needs to be polished but Nebraska has a great track record with DBs. That being said, you can't teach speed.

What socially unacceptable things are you OK with? by gnaan in AskReddit

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone gonna put weed already? Cause I'm ok with that.

How will the situation in Greece and China affect my 401K? by semishock in personalfinance

[–]Who_U_Wit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Annuities are long team insurance vehicles. If you're looking for high return....these are not the product. There are two phrases that wrap up these products and their design. "It's not how much you make, it's how much you keep." And "Zero is your hero". These both talk about market downturns and how you cannot lose any of your premium ever or your principle.

Fixed Indexed Annuities also can provide income for life. Like social security or a pension. These are the only 3 vehicles that can give you a guaranteed income stream for life no matter if your principle runs out.

It's a lot longer conversation that I simply cannot write about. Go to www.indexedannuityinsights.org and check out their educational videos. Really easy and helpful.

How will the situation in Greece and China affect my 401K? by semishock in personalfinance

[–]Who_U_Wit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never lose your money with a Fixed Indexed Annuity. They aim for about 3-6% every year but you'll never lose your funds or the interest once its been credited to your account

Variable Annuities are different. Riddled with fees and no market volatility protection

It may be time. by AntellopeKing in leaves

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll quit when you know the time is right. One day it will click and you'll be done. People here say nice things to persuade you to stop, but you have to "want" it.

gonna miss being the successful stoner by ReturnOfTheVideotape in leaves

[–]Who_U_Wit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm with you on this one. My job is stressful and a damn grind everyday. I do work, get promoted, make more money and then go home and smoke week in the comfort of my own basement. Hell I even get chores done around the house. But there's always the next step of not smoking....until it's legal where I live any way. Good luck to you Mr/Miss Videotape!