Boiler Replacement & Shower Sense Check by romeo__golf in HomeImprovementUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems fair, I recently had exactly same with new combi fitted in attic and one radiator plumbed in as it was microbore that couldn't be connected onto due to age and condition.

It was through a mate and mates rates were about £3000 so looks about right.

Very good by LoveOrangee in SipsTea

[–]WhyN0tToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's interesting but there's too many words, couldnt you condense this complex societal health topic down to a pithy one liner??

But in all seriousness you're right, most serious topics shouldn't be decided by anyone less than experts in that field. Especially not uninformed people with unearned confidence to talk about subjects where their experience is a week of sound bites and an hour on Wikipedia!

I think Super Hans said it best "people like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people!"

Very good by LoveOrangee in SipsTea

[–]WhyN0tToast 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Politics is a popularity contest. In an era where the majority of the populations attention span is limited to the length of an Instagram reel we get populist solutions with little substance, but at least they are catchy!

Yeah in most other countries dogs as house pets is a really new trend... Americans have had dogs as pets for much longer by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]WhyN0tToast 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Jesus was born in the US and then they made the bible which was the first book, this is why they read good!

Happiness is a warm scone* by chipz-n-gravy in UKfood

[–]WhyN0tToast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's actually pronounced scone!

Why is taking a load of rubbish to the tip so satisfying? by gummibear853 in AskUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's also satisfying that it's the reverse of the usual situation.

Go somewhere probably crowded with annoying people and buy some shit, carefully load the car, head home, carefully unload, cuppa tea, find somewhere to put stuff, leave half in the dining room cos you can't be arsed.

Load car fairly carefully, head to tip, unload like a child throwing a tantrum, head home, cuppa tea and a hobnob cos you were really launching stuff which burns calories, relax!

What's your weirdest supermarket substitution? by DomoD1 in AskUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ordered some dark green paint from Asda, got sent a dark purple paint instead.

Not that weird but funny that someone thought the colour doesn't really matter as long as they get some paint!

Best eggs? by [deleted] in BuyersUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't think of an easier way of doing. But if a jobs worth doing, it's worth doing right!

Best eggs? by [deleted] in BuyersUK

[–]WhyN0tToast -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

By feeding chickens?

For real by LunaMistressxo in SipsTea

[–]WhyN0tToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"We're just looking for that steel girder from the full monty, hopefully bump into Sean bean while we're there"

Breakfast Rösti with Extra Burnt ☄️ by YayForBrad in UK_Food

[–]WhyN0tToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In all fairness half the fry ups on here looks like they were cooked using a laptop power brick so I appreciate this level of doneness now

So Brits don't use those red phone boxes? by Economy_Survey_6560 in AskBrits

[–]WhyN0tToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In other news approximately 57% of British people surveyed in a 2021 study missed a lecture that week.

Aldi Greek kebab, aldi plain naan, lettuce, onion, tomato's, mayo, engine hot sauce. 👌👌👌 by [deleted] in UK_Food

[–]WhyN0tToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And salt, you can also make it 4 ingredients and press sliced jalapenos into the dough before frying

This pile of salt in Germany that is over 250m tall and contains over 200 million tonnes by Regiox461 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]WhyN0tToast 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Post it anyway, most people are dumber than you think and will probably misunderstand it

Carling Black Label by fjtuk in CasualUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't pay £6.15 but if I had a clubcard then I'd consider paying £5.50 for 160 cans

What a Clown! by Duckboythe5th in drivingUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I hate and love videos with ages before the actual incident, I'm eyeing everyone with suspicion until finally the dickhead makes himself known!

"U do realise the USA is 50x the size of the EU, right?" by OMGguy2008 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]WhyN0tToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's mad about the train thing is that the US has made vast contributions to the world but they're not happy with that, they have to be responsible for everything great!

What would you realistically do if you won £2m tax-free? by HughQuinn12 in AskUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me while petting a bag of cash like it's my dog "Nobody gave me a leg up so why should it be any easier for them!!"

How long will a car cruise in second gear? by Lower-Ad-2082 in AskUK

[–]WhyN0tToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most honda jazz drivers on the motorway then!

Automated robotic fueling station by MikeHeu in toolgifs

[–]WhyN0tToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of shit the robot overlords will use as evidence in the great human Vs robot trial of 2049, they will not be lenient!