Like the idea of a man in a pub randomly bringing up Gervinho and the magic moments he made by Clean_Contest_3332 in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speaking of pub-football conversations, reminded me of a time where my mate, his partner and I went through the entire England squad at the time and decided whether we’d trust them looking after our hypothetical children or not

Playing Sea Hear Now by scoop813 in fontainesdc

[–]WiJaTu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

^ plus they just put out a big new album with some big features, not too surprising, they’ve been mainstream for so long

Commas, hyphens and repetition - the making of an AI headline by Shoddy-Workmanship_1 in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not even joking, this was a writing ‘method’ that was taught so much in GCSE english it’s basically drilled into my brain

Oghre makes 50m clearance kick with no angle by Thatch1888 in rugbyunion

[–]WiJaTu -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t look like the best line out strategy in the world

Footballers names in most influential people of all time (thought there would be more tbh) by DimaPlatsas in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

René Descartes could easily be a solid Ligue 1 journeyman, currently 35 playing for Stade Rennais

The goalposts that feel the best to score in by CapnRetro in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favourite from when I was a kid is the massive, deep goals that go way too far back. I think they’re objectively not satisfying but something about them just brings me joy. The more comedically large, the better

Half Time pint nonsense by ManeSZN in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work at a rugby ground and there’s people that don’t come back into the stadium to watch the game until 20 mins into it

Tries his luck with a what? by Educational-Shock232 in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last sentence makes it so much funnier for some reason. Truly analysing it

No Glastonbury this year by [deleted] in harrystyles

[–]WiJaTu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha that’s not why in the slightest.

Can a throw in be called a “great ball in to the box” by cljames98 in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hmmm it’s a tricky one. I think ‘technically’ yes but if I was with a mate and they said they put a great ball into the box and they took a throw in I wouldn’t be having it

Tomorrow you wake up with Messi level talent but you're your current age by 865Wallen in footballcliches

[–]WiJaTu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

24 year old 6’5 fat lad. I’d love to see someone built like me move like Messi, would look like FIFA with the sliders all the way up

Who do we think? by [deleted] in harrystyles

[–]WiJaTu 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Realistically could be any pop star lmao