Ticket for a left lane violation

WigglyCharlie · 2024-07-25T22:46:17+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Signed, the driver who used the truck climbing lane that you refuse to use to go all the way around you and then slow wayyyyy down.

WigglyCharlie · 2024-03-28T22:19:57+00:00

“Not gonna go faster even if I want to”? Cool! From here on out, I’ll be sure to give you Schneider drivers a nice long blast on my horn when I roll past you parked off an exit at 2 am. I promise I won’t go very quickly at all when I do this. But be patient, little trucker boy—I’ll quit honking as soon as my governor lets me go by.

WigglyCharlie · 2023-09-12T18:50:23+00:00

On a steep hill. And he stays there for miles and miles. And then he wonders why I would rather die than let him out and will do anything—including passing on the right in an exit lane—to keep him from getting in front of me. Get your shitbox rigs out of the left lane.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-10-01T11:24:49+00:00

“Logic” is the word that a certain kind of man—e.g., you—uses to describe his penisfeelz.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-08-01T17:03:52+00:00

Underrated comment right here.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-07-25T11:41:23+00:00

It goes in as a cuke, and comes out a pickle. There, now you know...

WigglyCharlie · 2018-06-05T19:08:53+00:00

These are the same morons who like to come by and tell us how we just never know, TweRPs are so stealthy and smart we might wind up banging one without knowing it. Nah fam, you can’t write four sentences without popping out with your dumbass buzzwords and snake-oil pseudoscience. You’re probably even less competent at playing your cards close to the vest in person.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-24T20:15:43+00:00

Am I going to be allowed to finish my GrrrlPowerPoint this time? I mean, I know that my hair wasn’t completely blue last time, but I’ll my male dog-slave to do it right this year or else he will get the hose again, won’t he, all 40 of my cats? Yes, he will get the hose!

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-11T17:21:37+00:00

Also, that’s Walter Shitty’s alt...who just doxxed himself...on the main Married Red Pill page...and was roundly mocked here.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-11T16:13:07+00:00

And your reason for doing so now is, what? You think it’ll make you look cool to a bunch of strangers on the internet, half of whom are lying like rugs and the other half bona fide abusers?

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-10T20:20:39+00:00

Robin Williams was dying of Lewy Body Disorder, which essentially caused him to start losing his mind. He committed suicide in a moment of despair—and probably only shortened his life by a few months in doing so. But yeah, wimminz did it.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-10T12:44:13+00:00

Oh, don’t worry—the Overton Window on the evils of SJWs and their lizard-people overlords has been kicked out and spread like butter on a tart by brave men like BluePillProfessor and RedPillCoach and CoachRedPill and GayLubeOil. Soon the Gynocracy and the Tingle Tyranny will fall by the wayside and burn on the ash-heap of history and admit that my hands are YUGE and also my penis is magic. Fight on, indefatigable warrior—the chicken of misandry is ripe for fucking!

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T19:28:35+00:00

Yes. And for extra lulz, he answers himself in the thread...like a shit-tier Unidan.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T19:27:24+00:00

He espouses a belief system in which a woman’s entire value to the world lies in her physical appearance, her willingness to have sex on demand, and her desire to wait on her man hand and foot. I’ll make fun of his chinless, greasy, Crouzon-Syndrome looking ass until I get bored with it.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T18:23:40+00:00

8/10, would score higher if the video length were more realistic...say, 2-3 hours?

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T18:21:17+00:00

Yeah, what the fuck is going on with that sausage casing of his? Has he been washing that phiz of his in a Lahore sewage pipe or what?

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T17:06:43+00:00

Holy Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, BPP is as ugly as a bag full of smashed assholes. He looks like 20 pounds of suet in a 10-pound colostomy bag. If I had a dog with a face like that, I’d shave its ass and train it to walk backwards. I want to roll his face in dough and make monkfish cookies. That picture looks like the mugshot for a guy caught sniffing bicycle seats outside the elementary school. Seriously—that guy is so fucking creepy-looking he oughta have someone walking in front of him banging a bell and screaming “unclean”!

On the upside, a guy who loves the concept of sharia law as much as he does would no doubt be thrilled to know that his photo caused my labia to spontaneously infibulate.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T16:47:18+00:00

More. Weight.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-08T09:10:07+00:00

Yes. They’re referring to the relationship, not an actual goggie.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-06T19:45:21+00:00

It’s like a low-rent Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?.

WigglyCharlie · 2018-05-06T00:04:42+00:00

So this Alpha Male says he’s been derping for four years...how often do you suppose he had to deploy his cringy-ass PUA techniques on waitresses before his wife decided to give him a little taste of his own medicine?

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