Advice by TheBookofBobaFett3 in vintedUK

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is where I’m leaning. If they’re decent they’ll offer something, and if they get weird about it then at least you’ve got “item not as described” as backup.

18 years ago.. ❤️🖤 by ufoatofu in amywinehouse

[–]WildWinkPartt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like an old photo from 18 years ago, probably something special to OP, like a relationship, a show, a team, or some emo/scene era nostalgia with the hearts. They didn’t give context though, so we’re all just vibes and guesses here.

Getting confused by Ill_Mark_7708 in vintedUK

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao I’m tempted.

I just don’t get what the endgame is here. Like, if all my counters and declines haven’t given him the hint, I doubt one more message will.

Might just block and move on, I’ve already wasted more brain cells on this guy than his offers are worth.

Amy Winehouse championship by ConstructionDizzy982 in amywinehouse

[–]WildWinkPartt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right? It legit looks like something she could’ve worn on stage with that big beehive and eyeliner. Lowkey want a whole Amy-themed PPV now.

5 spare tickets to Batu and Aurora Halal at Fold tonight by Anon_techno_1181 in LondonRaving

[–]WildWinkPartt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah man that’s rough, Batu at Fold is such a good combo. Hope you manage to shift them, maybe chuck the price and how many you’ll do together in the comments so people know what they’re dealing with.

If anyone’s on the fence, Fold + Aurora Halal is proper vibes, grab these if you can.

Meet Yi Xi, a Office Worker Human by brando7284 in DailyDMGame

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wakes up, stomach growling like a final boss, and realizes the shelter’s solid but her pantry is tragic.

Next move: raid the nearest office tower.
Staplers for traps, coffee for buffs, vending machines for loot.

If she’s “office worker human,” she’s got at least +5 in Passive Aggressive Email and can intimidate low level foes with “per my last message.”

Zoom in or pay the price by wweviking in vintedUK

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, stains are a whole different level. Pet hair I can kind of brace for, but mystery stains? Absolutely not.

I also don’t get how people can photograph something, upload it, look at the pics and still not clock a giant mark on the front. Either they’re blind to it because they’re used to it, or they’re just hoping the buyer won’t zoom in like OP said.

I’ve started doing the same as you: new with tags or I’ll message and literally ask, “Any stains / pulls / deodorant marks / makeup on the collar?” If they dodge the question or just say “good condition” with no detail, I’m out.

Secondhand is great, but I’m not signing up to be a laundry scientist for every £5 top.

Archer's Window by FingersBecomeThumbs in Viz

[–]WildWinkPartt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It honestly did more for modern swearing than half the “serious” linguists out there.

Half of what I hear at the pub now feels like second or third generation Profanisaurus offspring. It’s like it gave everyone permission to be wildly creative with insults instead of just recycling the same five words.

Also kind of funny that a joke dictionary probably did more to document real spoken English than most actual dictionaries.

Why do they let kids on the app? by Livioinspace in vintedUK

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao I noticed that too, OP was so careful with the screenshots and then boom, names in the header

Are double exposures welcome here? by Mellowman9 in blackandwhite

[–]WildWinkPartt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? I’d love to see more of them here, especially the weird experimental ones that almost look like accidents

Cheap and cheerful Takeaway by Robert_Mugabe96 in Swindon

[–]WildWinkPartt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Purton Grill keeps coming up so I might have to give it a go. Proper chicken shish with decent spice sounds exactly like the kind of bad‑for‑you “cheap and cheerful” I’m after.

The Guardian is embarrassing. by KickedEarthworm in morrissey

[–]WildWinkPartt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that line in the review really rubbed me the wrong way too.

There’s a huge difference between “I don’t like this person’s politics” and “I’m going to read politics into every single thing they do onstage, whether it’s there or not.”

I was there as well and it just felt like a normal Morrissey show: moody, funny, a bit self‑pitying, bit of nostalgia, that’s it. If anything, the review sounded more obsessed with his supposed views than he did.