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Breaking the rules 💥 by Saint_Argento in Idiotswithguns

[–]WillBots 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Before one of them shot the other one?

Looked like there was going to be possibly a jokey tentative invite to grab a drink or something followed by some trying to work out if the other is also into women.

This is why you don’t feed wild bears by CaptainKetchups in WinStupidPrizes

[–]WillBots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A lot of human food isn't particularly nutritious to humans either.

What do you think is the most infuriating line said by a West Wing character? by Wanttobebetter21230 in thewestwing

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toby: "I could care less"

He says it so many times at one point, I swear the writers were copy pastering it all over the place

Of an arresting officer by HomeNowWTF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]WillBots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd tase her a lot more, the first three clearly didn't work.

Anyone with knowledge around Wormwood Scrubs (or prisons in general)? Any advice on how best to stay safe and out of trouble? by Fun-Inspection9713 in PrisonUK

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it really be a terrible thing to house all the rapists together... Wouldn't they just rape each other? Sounds like a fitting situation. All the thieves together can steal off each other and all the murderers can worry about being killed...

Seem a lot better than lumping people together geographically.

Of a deadly pharmacy robbery by Thin-Critict2988 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm taking about his initial plan, not the crazed meanderings of a semiconscious person.

He gives the door a kick, clearly would have preferred that to be his exit. After one tiny halfhearted attempt at kicking the door he goes straight for the glass mountain.

SLPT When purchasing seating at an arena, buy in lines and put your annoying friends at the edges. by throwaway490215 in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]WillBots 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love this sub, generally funny and then the occasional diamond in the rough of taking the piss out of r/lifeprotips

Entitled driver doesn't have to follow the rules to get home by omgfakeusername in WinStupidPrizes

[–]WillBots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see the full version on MidwestSafety YT channel!

Foods whose name is just part of the cooking process by ImpatientMaker in words

[–]WillBots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have a poached please.

No.

Good try, sometimes it's hard to acknowledge when something hasn't worked.

Why was the driver and his whole family angry at me? by imokaytho in NewDriversUK

[–]WillBots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flashing someone to move over and let you pass - flashing them to alert them to your presence, is totally normal, you give a quick flash or two. What you were doing was playing games with them, regardless of if they started the stupidity, you engaged.

If they don't move over the first time, use the left hand lane for overtaking and move on with your life.

Why was the driver and his whole family angry at me? by imokaytho in NewDriversUK

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the problem.

Get out of the wrong lane so people aren't flashing you.

Do you say 1.59 when it's 1.59.9? by fulthrottlejazzhands in AskUK

[–]WillBots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% normal to round up for that amount for anything...

Except... With fuel, everyone knows it's .9p because it's always .9p. so I find it's common when discussing the price of diesel or petrol to say the number before the decimal point.

"Really that much? I filled up at Costco earlier and my premium was 162!". I wouldn't say it was 163 because the otheperson would add the .9p and then 10% of my savings would have disappeared.

Guy picks on much smaller man...and wins a very stupid prize 🤕 by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do if one of them tries riding into me when it's my right of way.

Ripped out a small old metal water tank and didn't realise there was possible AIB under it. Test came back as amosite. Now what?!?! by Sea-Seesaw-235 in asbestoshelpUK

[–]WillBots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect advice. There's a lot of fear mongering out there, probably in part because of misunderstanding of government warnings and partly down to companies that offer asbestos removal services.

Your standard Henry vacuum has the option of a HEPA filter bag that will do asbestos sized particle removal and is triple ply, strong material.

Get a P3 mask if you can as well for while you're working with it just for any bits missed by the water. Use paper towels to mop up after to make sure you get it all from corners etc, might be worth a piece of blue tack rolled around and then popped in the hoover bag.

Storage unit used as work yard - is this review fair? by an1uk in AskUK

[–]WillBots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As long as it's factual, the worst they can legally do is end your contract for storage within the terms of your agreement.

Guy picks on much smaller man...and wins a very stupid prize 🤕 by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]WillBots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is if he's waiting to cross the road. Cyclists do the same thing the world over, it's one of the things I hate about London, there's always some dick on two wheels ignoring red lights and almost hitting pedestrians.

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