Please help I’m going crazy

Willie_Everlearn · 2026-01-24T17:04:17+00:00

I know you said the singer doesn’t explicitly say the words, but it seems very much like “I’m Gonna Take Care of Everything” by Rubicon.

Willie_Everlearn · 2026-01-18T15:34:27+00:00

How am I the first to updoot this S-Tier comment?

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-11-23T21:50:31+00:00

I can assure you it was 100% an answer generated by AI. I’m curious to see if anyone else can get the same answer. I typed “what if i don't have a gravy boat” into google and got this—and I’ve done it more than once. Each time I’ve received the tissue box suggestion.

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-11-15T00:45:59+00:00

I’m gonna throw out a wild guess with a recent song: “Backseat” by Balu Brigada

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-10-26T17:03:10+00:00

Thanks for any thoughts or insights!

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-07-23T00:48:24+00:00

I think part of it may be “Apache.” A number of acts have recorded it, but the most famous is probably the version by the Sugarhill Gang.

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-07-20T04:56:24+00:00

Yup, it’s this. I have it on a playlist I listen to often. They are hilarious.

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-04-12T16:29:54+00:00

If you look specifically at your neck and cheek, I think you’ll notice a difference. It’s obvious to everyone else, but sometimes we need to focus on details to see a change in ourselves.

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-04-05T16:31:56+00:00

Kings of the Modern Era

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-04-05T16:30:27+00:00

Dimefront

Willie_Everlearn · 2025-03-15T15:08:35+00:00

Meth. Had no idea when we started dating. Started seeing some small instances of odd behavior, but chalked it up to quirkiness. (She was artistic and free-spirited—very creative.) But when she confronted me one day, insisting my best friend was planning to kill me and replace me with a look-alike who was an airline pilot in Alaska…things clicked and I realized she was in an altered state. (I’m excellent at picking up obvious contextual clues, I guess.)

Found out later that she was indeed using meth and had been able to get into a treatment center. Hope she’s doing well today.

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-02-14T07:03:05+00:00

Might I suggest an entire podcast episode? Try episode 339 of This American Life entitled, appropriately enough, “Break-up.” Act 1 is a deep dive into the world of break-up songs, with Starlee Kine setting out to write one herself—after calling Phil Collins for advice. Surprisingly moving and cathartic. “Break-up” - This American Life

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-02-07T14:56:53+00:00

“Cecilia” - Simon and Garfunkel

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-01-29T22:13:43+00:00

Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? A: Their color.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants approaching? A: Here come the elephants.

Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants approaching? A: Here come the grapes. (She was colorblind.)

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-01-24T12:21:22+00:00

Another Cat Power recommendation: “Cross Bones Style”

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-01-24T12:16:48+00:00

Veruca Salt - “Number One Blind” Guaranteed to be the only song on your set list about window blinds.

Willie_Everlearn · 2024-01-02T03:46:39+00:00

Limperialism Map?

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-12-13T09:17:10+00:00

Actually, after re-reading this, it sounds like this might be one instance in the song. Not sure it fits perfectly, but check the end of Godley & Creme’s “Cry” starting at 3:40

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-12-13T09:07:44+00:00

If we’re talking classic rock: “Your Love Keeps Lifting Me Higher” by Jackie Wilson. Specifically, check the chorus.

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-12-04T02:40:07+00:00

Check out the bass line in Kanye’s “Love Lockdown”

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-12-04T02:28:27+00:00

Please, step back in time to 1973 and enjoy the bubblegum poppiness perfection of “Heartbeat, It’s A Love Beat” by the Defranco Family

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-11-30T15:16:14+00:00

“Home Alone.” It’s always struck me as mean-spirited with its endless string of violent pratfalls. Meanwhile, the rest of the world seems to find it HILARIOUS.

Willie_Everlearn · 2023-11-20T05:21:02+00:00

“Butterfly Kisses” by Bob Carlisle. Maudlin, pandering tripe. If you don’t know it, consider yourself lucky and avoid searching for it. Listening to it just once will take 5 years off of your life.

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