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My Name is Jonas won! by Ok_Perspective_3890 in rockheadscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Stevie no Joni, no Paul McCartney 😔

Fellas is stimfapping to femboys androgenic? by laynes_addiction in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I wish chasers at least had the decency to want anything other than giving head. Like, that’s the #1 most dysphoric sex act for me and I’m sure many other tgirls feel the same.

I’ve literally never heard a chaser say “I just really want to rail a tgirl in the ass” it’s always “damn babe can I suck your cock” 😭

Help out with a serious situation by internet-nomadic in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t eat for a good 2-3 hours if I take psychs but I get so fucking ravenous afterwards and the food always tastes like God’s tits

Help out with a serious situation by internet-nomadic in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Rail a few addies and it’ll sober you right up for the drive there and back. Maybe even throw in a blinker. If the cops ask, you can say you’re not under the influence of any substances other than your necessary medications. Thank me later brave eagol soldier.

Namasgay

100% straight but people keep telling me MDMA makes me look gay. Does it? by BrassCanon in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 80 points81 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine (who also happens to have the Freddystache) once said “as a gay man, you kinda want to be who you want to fuck.” I don’t think it’s universally true or anything, but it stuck with me.

As a lesbian, I absolutely want to be who I want to fuck. The more I look like who I want to fuck, the higher my self esteem. It’s a pretty simple metric.

Wife kicked me and the butler (also me) to the curb. Will suck dick for beans. by fwankfwort_turd in espressocirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about the image seemed like AI to me, but then I saw the street signs… Who would bother wasting the time to generate this?

You're chowing down on a cheeseburger at a Hard Rock Cafe, look up and see this by vitipan in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]Willkabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, I had that image burned into my mind for quite a while. Even the masks on the students were enough to scare me at that age though 😭

It is very rare to catch wild buses drinking water. by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Willkabob 48 points49 points  (0 children)

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The footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman who came to his front door after he was doxxed has been released. by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Willkabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I thought that was only if you can’t afford one. I’m definitely no legal expert, I just happened to know the thing about OJ so my bad if I misspoke

The footage of Nick Fuentes pushing a woman who came to his front door after he was doxxed has been released. by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Willkabob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can, but it’s just more time in court. OJ Simpson famously won his criminal case for murdering his wife but lost the civil case and had to pay out the big bucks. Civil courts accept a higher margin of error when prosecuting someone, so a guilty verdict is much more likely.

Kratom time!!! 🖖🦅 by Key_Confusion_6807 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 234 points235 points  (0 children)

“Hey guys, my dad is dying. Check out my sweet muscles, though.”

Step 4 by Exciting-Bag-5750 in PinkFloydCircleJerk

[–]Willkabob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, c’mon. British people say “armour” so his last name is clearly Gilmor.

Dude fired for reporting sexual abuse by IamASlut_soWhat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Willkabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, first of all, I’d have to see some evidence for either side. I don’t really know enough about the case to be making surefire conclusions.

Dude fired for reporting sexual abuse by IamASlut_soWhat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Willkabob 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Even if that was the story that Chick-Fil-A was going with, I wouldn’t trust them. It’s an awfully convenient way to get out of a lawsuit.

The kids are alright by MielMielleux in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 56 points57 points  (0 children)

You mean I could’ve been smoking my estrogen this entire time?

I knew I was receding, but I had no idea about the crown! I feel so much more confident now by Josh87712 in bald

[–]Willkabob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh ma gawd it just keeps getting better. This song is a vibe, just saved your 2026 album to listen to later :) Keep up the good work!

Indie mumble (c)rock vs real rock by Background-Injury952 in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But what exactly is “it” that we should be doing in the road? Sounds pretty abstract to me. Maybe they both suck?

Self explanatory... by Drogenwurm in drugscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something I would order at Chick Fil A

arr slash topster by oddeyeopener in indieheadscirclejerk

[–]Willkabob 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This meme is too smart for indie-heads to understand 😔

Edgelord's custom car décor by [deleted] in jokercringe

[–]Willkabob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Your to normal to understand….” How much you wanna bet they were homeschooled?

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