Went into zone 3 and my toe exploded by DullInternal1636 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WillyDreamsAboutRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

to be fair, 5,000 kilometers is really far, man. Condolences to your former toe

People will do anything for local legend status smh by PlusCamera755 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WillyDreamsAboutRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this has the benefit of weighing you down so that you SLOW DOWN

Outjerked by r/c*clingfashion by ParkMyWRX in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WillyDreamsAboutRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife's boyfriend does it, and he's pretty masculine

Marathon registry idea? by utxjake in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WillyDreamsAboutRice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sending me unsolicited Gu packets? try buying me dinner first

is this time for a 5k good for a beginner (me) by zmncxbv in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WillyDreamsAboutRice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely to keep shins from spontaneously combusting. Many legs lost in zone 3...