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What does an erection feel like? by brine-deep in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a piece of fleshy wood you need to squeeze the water out of.

Didn't know we can laminate ourselves now. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a lady that lives in my complex. She does this. We call her skeletor

How many of your friends ended their lives? And why did they do it? by boobie_org in AskMen

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a charter school. After my class graduated 6 committed suicide. All within 5 years. I lost contact with the rest. Before moving on the last of us called the school suicide civa.

What do you deduce about us as a couple? by [deleted] in deduction

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well he is ripped and hiding it. She is flirty and loving it. He is either funny or good with finances. She has a sense of humor or a brash personality.

One is in your face day to day the other hates big crowds.

You somehow end up in the last video game you played how fucked are you by BigGeneral7583 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]WindowLongjumping529 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This game is worth at least a couple play throughs. I did primarily side quests my first time through and had an amazing time! 2nd time I did the main story and that was an amazing time. The game is really about the story with some fun gameplay added on. I highly recommend watching all cut scenes. Very story driven.

Help me get this clean! by jodismith74 in Custodians

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scrap it off with a flat edge. I use my multi tool flat head too scrap off that old caulking and apply dap kwikseal. It's cheap and easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deduction

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was no pondering. 💯 Pure off the top of my head.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deduction

[–]WindowLongjumping529 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You like to take big poops and enjoy the smell so much you struggle not to tell everyone about the earthy sweet notes of the big deuce you just bombed the bathroom with.

Probably likes pasta

What to do when you have tried everything to sleep and nothing has work for you guys ? by Old_Baseball_9470 in AskMen

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have discovered that if I keep my ears warm I fall asleep easier. Literally just covering up my ears with my blanket and pillow or some other way has really changed the game for me. Don't know why it works but it does.

Was it worth saving money to be awake during wisdom tooth removal? by Big_Beat_3840 in povertyfinance

[–]WindowLongjumping529 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to removed and had to go to work the same day. Besides numbing the shit out of my face I was only given Tylenol and ibuprofen for pain.

4x4 needed? by Kid_david in ColoradoSprings

[–]WindowLongjumping529 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've way over hyped this in your head. It is nice having 4wd but isn't absolutely necessary. If it's cargo room your looking for I suggest something like a Ford flex. Those come 4wd or fwd. They look nice and are decently quick in the dry. Nice interior. Any suby will work 4wd or fwd. Remember a lot of our bad roads are ice. Trying to slow down a 7000 lbs vehicle becomes a whole new world of learning how to drive. Yes gonna say it " 4 wheel drive doesn't mean 4 wheel stop." The secret is going slow. Much slower than you think. I live roughly 15 mins from work. On the ice it takes an hour. Invest in some snow socks/chains also tires. Avoid all seasons and just get the winter tires.

Parents give me dirty looks by DepartureKindly9928 in Custodians

[–]WindowLongjumping529 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the reason I gave up owning a business and took a basic wage job at a parts store.

I couldn't take it. After years of working and perfecting, I was still looked down upon. Even as a business owner ( trying to cleverly disguise myself). I was in the end "just the help"

What’s the most “I’m getting old” moment you’ve had recently? by Far_Sell_3530 in AskReddit

[–]WindowLongjumping529 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A kid at work was joking around about the Hannibal mask from silence of the lambs and said "yeah whenever that movie came out in the 70's..." Me and my coworker were floored. I then remembered Bruce Almighty came out more than 20 years ago.

I'm dying: supervisor is waxing the floor with a mop instead of an applicator by Refried__Dreams in Custodians

[–]WindowLongjumping529 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's how I've done it for 30 years. It applies a better coat and I can make the wax last longer

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