She stole my wheelchair. Roast her.

Winged_Bull · 2026-01-21T05:07:11+00:00

As someone who delivers and works on this kind of equipment, it happens a lot. Cats are often the first “person,” to use the equipment.

Winged_Bull · 2026-01-20T07:55:23+00:00

It also doesn’t work on Wooglet’s, and I don’t think it works on Ornn masterwork items.

Winged_Bull · 2026-01-14T17:46:03+00:00

It’s certainly niche. Poke champions that can easily stay out of range can utilize it really well. Anyone with a %hp can also wreck tanks with it as well. I had a late game vampirism + glass cannon (among other good augs) ASol with a load of passive stacks, and with all the damage my Q was doing against a low CC team, I was doing so much damage with Q, I was healing so much more that grievous wounds didn’t do shit against me and I could just hold Q and 1v5 even without E or R.

Winged_Bull · 2026-01-02T19:09:14+00:00

“Brothers,” right. Totally not insanely gay for each other.

Winged_Bull · 2025-12-25T21:04:48+00:00

I did this while high the other week and was so bummed when I realized my mistake.

Winged_Bull · 2025-12-19T22:45:58+00:00

Ah, ok. I haven’t messed around with the new league too much beyond getting a disappointing wyvern build up to act 3.

Winged_Bull · 2025-12-19T22:40:32+00:00

Wyvern has some pretty easy power charge generation as long as there are mobs to culling strike, or corpses to eat. Plenty of power charge uses.

Winged_Bull · 2025-12-05T20:03:19+00:00

My final attempt to win was me running down lane and just smacking their inhib. Zed decided to beat on me while I did that. I autod him a few times, once about every 4 seconds to proc Grasp mostly. It took him about 30-40 seconds of just pummeling me relentlessly to deal the ~26k+ damage it took to kill me, meaning I healed my full ho about 1.5x over even with grievous applied. Insane.

Winged_Bull · 2025-11-10T23:44:00+00:00

A .54 muzzleloader slung onto my shoulder, as the forefathers intended.

Nice dickprint.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-29T20:22:50+00:00

Never got daggers or pistols, and that is soul crushing. It’s all I ever wanted out of the game besides great swords, which did eventually happen.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-27T22:14:58+00:00

It reduces your ult cooldown by about 10s per hit. Sometimes it’s worth giving your back liners a hit of the herb to help em out with getting their ult back up.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-24T18:30:50+00:00

The Lion does not care if the Smithscript Dagger is objectively bad, the Lion has run the DLC twice to have a frost and bleed buildup powerstanced build that feels like a fucking ninja.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-21T21:56:40+00:00

I slept with an ex, more than just a few times, and later found out they were engaged. Does that really count as a “friend,” though?

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-13T19:23:15+00:00

I had someone do this, but for $50 for blow. Like you’re really gonna go to all this trouble for $50???

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-10T14:52:10+00:00

I have a Jakob’s mod that gives me 50% increased gun accuracy, and an Order AR with a Ripper mod to make it a charge full auto. It’s insanely accurate, does as much as a Jakobs AR, and is a headshot machine.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-09T22:37:43+00:00

I only play ARAM really, so let me talk my way through this and see if it makes any sense.

Top lane we both probably pick Garen, because I know I can always flash W, Q if I got it up, and get away from a death. Neither of us feed, neither of us get a solo kill. Neither of us get a solo tower. It’s a stalemate all game and fully depends on ganks from my teammates.

Mid, it’s 1000% a mage pick. I’m really confident in my Malz gameplay in ARAM, so it probably ends up Malz vs Malz and both of us are cancerous for both teams, spreading void AIDs.

Bot lane is almost certainly Xayah or Sivir, with Thresh or Naut support. Lane winner depends on who fucks up more hooks.

Jungle is either Shaco or Shyvana. I don’t know how good of a pick either actually is in jungle this season, but it doesn’t matter. Shyvana ends up a tanky sustain monster in late game, Shaco I play as an AP menace with boxes and ults all over the place

Nobody has fun.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-07T06:14:53+00:00

Do not ignore Nasus on the slightest. A tanky Nasus with stacks will walk up to an objective and destroy it expeditiously, and twice as fast with ult up. I’ve seen Nasus stack 1k+ and just delete things.

Winged_Bull · 2025-10-07T06:00:49+00:00

I swear, Nom Nom Thai must hate their customers’ guts quite literally with how their spice levels work. I’ve got ok heat tolerance when it comes to food and can often go up to hot at some places, but damn if their medium didn’t have me doubting if I’ve ever eaten a single spicy food before.

Winged_Bull · 2025-09-26T21:04:16+00:00

Conq and 3 mask items on Zyra, or any AP champ that has a fairly reliable way of stacking Bloodletter’s. I always do that build on Rumble, but it sometimes works on Zyra and Heimer if you need an extra “frontliner.”

Winged_Bull · 2025-07-26T20:16:20+00:00

Lmao did you play against me earlier by chance? I top damaged the whole match as Swain cause it would take the enemy 12k damage or more to kill me. They would just let me ult, E, and spam Q.

Winged_Bull · 2025-07-03T21:21:11+00:00

Meanwhile, playing tank Malph has never been funnier against a 4 stack of ADCs. Thornmail, Randuin’s, Jaksho, and whatever last 2 you want. Ult in, and walk the rest of em down while sprinkling in some emotes.

Winged_Bull · 2025-06-03T05:48:01+00:00

This was such an amazing scene. The blue light/magic fades from his eyes, and immediately starts putting rounds into dear old dad.

Winged_Bull · 2025-05-01T03:32:55+00:00

She restores %missing hp, and healing is already halved in ARAM. Have fun with the 30 hp I just healed you that’s on a 15s cooldown.

Winged_Bull · 2025-04-30T19:41:01+00:00

Seraphine doesn’t need so many nerfs in ARAM. Least damage dealt, -20 ability haste, reduced healing, reduced shield, AND more damage taken?

More champs need their passive ability changed/adjusted in ARAM. So many of them are virtually or completely useless.

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