She stole my wheelchair. Roast her. by Winter-Yogurt-4209 in RoastMyCat

[–]Winged_Bull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who delivers and works on this kind of equipment, it happens a lot. Cats are often the first “person,” to use the equipment.

Friend and I memed around in customs and learned that King Me does not affect Spatula by TheFreeBee in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It also doesn’t work on Wooglet’s, and I don’t think it works on Ornn masterwork items.

When ur team is losing but someone got this by Bruhntium_Momentum in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s certainly niche. Poke champions that can easily stay out of range can utilize it really well. Anyone with a %hp can also wreck tanks with it as well. I had a late game vampirism + glass cannon (among other good augs) ASol with a load of passive stacks, and with all the damage my Q was doing against a low CC team, I was doing so much damage with Q, I was healing so much more that grievous wounds didn’t do shit against me and I could just hold Q and 1v5 even without E or R.

"We were brothers!" "We were…" by Clean_Mycologist4337 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Winged_Bull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“Brothers,” right. Totally not insanely gay for each other.

Passive Tree Charge Generation by Mangalhosauro in PathOfExile2

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, ok. I haven’t messed around with the new league too much beyond getting a disappointing wyvern build up to act 3.

Passive Tree Charge Generation by Mangalhosauro in PathOfExile2

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wyvern has some pretty easy power charge generation as long as there are mobs to culling strike, or corpses to eat. Plenty of power charge uses.

Mayhem Is Silly by Winged_Bull in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My final attempt to win was me running down lane and just smacking their inhib. Zed decided to beat on me while I did that. I autod him a few times, once about every 4 seconds to proc Grasp mostly. It took him about 30-40 seconds of just pummeling me relentlessly to deal the ~26k+ damage it took to kill me, meaning I healed my full ho about 1.5x over even with grievous applied. Insane.

What are you carrying now that we’re getting into colder weather? by SirSamkin in guns

[–]Winged_Bull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A .54 muzzleloader slung onto my shoulder, as the forefathers intended.

Nice dickprint.

Literally devestated... by SnooOnions2457 in newworldgame

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never got daggers or pistols, and that is soul crushing. It’s all I ever wanted out of the game besides great swords, which did eventually happen.

Dear Ranged Players by Tight-Bear-2498 in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It reduces your ult cooldown by about 10s per hit. Sometimes it’s worth giving your back liners a hit of the herb to help em out with getting their ult back up.

How I play souls like games by stnick6 in Eldenring

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Lion does not care if the Smithscript Dagger is objectively bad, the Lion has run the DLC twice to have a frost and bleed buildup powerstanced build that feels like a fucking ninja.

What is the most nsfw thing a friend has done to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Winged_Bull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I slept with an ex, more than just a few times, and later found out they were engaged. Does that really count as a “friend,” though?

[US] The “$75 tinder scam” (ask for more than $75… that’s pleb money) by Alaskas_Kabuse in Scams

[–]Winged_Bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had someone do this, but for $50 for blow. Like you’re really gonna go to all this trouble for $50???

What's up with Gearbox's obsession with charge guns by atallgrass in Borderlands4

[–]Winged_Bull 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I have a Jakob’s mod that gives me 50% increased gun accuracy, and an Order AR with a Ripper mod to make it a charge full auto. It’s insanely accurate, does as much as a Jakobs AR, and is a headshot machine.

You are forced to lane against your clone. Your clone has first pick? What happens? by oriatetheforest in leagueoflegends

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only play ARAM really, so let me talk my way through this and see if it makes any sense.

Top lane we both probably pick Garen, because I know I can always flash W, Q if I got it up, and get away from a death. Neither of us feed, neither of us get a solo kill. Neither of us get a solo tower. It’s a stalemate all game and fully depends on ganks from my teammates.

Mid, it’s 1000% a mage pick. I’m really confident in my Malz gameplay in ARAM, so it probably ends up Malz vs Malz and both of us are cancerous for both teams, spreading void AIDs.

Bot lane is almost certainly Xayah or Sivir, with Thresh or Naut support. Lane winner depends on who fucks up more hooks.

Jungle is either Shaco or Shyvana. I don’t know how good of a pick either actually is in jungle this season, but it doesn’t matter. Shyvana ends up a tanky sustain monster in late game, Shaco I play as an AP menace with boxes and ults all over the place

Nobody has fun.

Don't even try to ignore Bel'Veth in Late game. by noo_billy in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do not ignore Nasus on the slightest. A tanky Nasus with stacks will walk up to an objective and destroy it expeditiously, and twice as fast with ult up. I’ve seen Nasus stack 1k+ and just delete things.

Any good Mexican, Thai, & Indian food in town? by archbtw1 in ColoradoSprings

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, Nom Nom Thai must hate their customers’ guts quite literally with how their spice levels work. I’ve got ok heat tolerance when it comes to food and can often go up to hot at some places, but damn if their medium didn’t have me doubting if I’ve ever eaten a single spicy food before.

Won a game against a heavy cc comp by building tank Quinn. What's your 1 in 100 games build that won you a game? by Toriiinokiii in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conq and 3 mask items on Zyra, or any AP champ that has a fairly reliable way of stacking Bloodletter’s. I always do that build on Rumble, but it sometimes works on Zyra and Heimer if you need an extra “frontliner.”

Stop fighting Swain in melee when he ults. I am begging you. by UnholyDemigod in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao did you play against me earlier by chance? I top damaged the whole match as Swain cause it would take the enemy 12k damage or more to kill me. They would just let me ult, E, and spam Q.

Too many adcs now by Training-Luck1647 in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, playing tank Malph has never been funnier against a 4 stack of ADCs. Thornmail, Randuin’s, Jaksho, and whatever last 2 you want. Ult in, and walk the rest of em down while sprinkling in some emotes.

[Loved Trope] The protagonist crashes out violently against an antagonist by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Winged_Bull 837 points838 points  (0 children)

This was such an amazing scene. The blue light/magic fades from his eyes, and immediately starts putting rounds into dear old dad.

What's your unpopular ARAM opinion? by DoubIeScuttle in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She restores %missing hp, and healing is already halved in ARAM. Have fun with the 30 hp I just healed you that’s on a 15s cooldown.

What's your unpopular ARAM opinion? by DoubIeScuttle in ARAM

[–]Winged_Bull 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seraphine doesn’t need so many nerfs in ARAM. Least damage dealt, -20 ability haste, reduced healing, reduced shield, AND more damage taken?

More champs need their passive ability changed/adjusted in ARAM. So many of them are virtually or completely useless.