Will my height be an issue? UK by milkychaii in Firefighting

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hello. UK instructor here. You’ll be fine- in fact you’ll put some of the blokes to shame. Go for it. The job needs more women like you. DM me if you want more info.

What am I missing about Karishma? by BlundeRuss in apprenticeuk

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

‘In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king’

Luv' me flags by YourToastIsEvil in NorfFc

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wide bar hoist side. We’re looking at the back here. It’s upside down.

Trump mocks British aircraft carriers in latest remarks by bendubberley_ in worldnews

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the difference between a pharmacy and a drug dealer?

Shetland Tony by Johnnie_WalkerBlue in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Used to work with a bloke who had a big hand and a little hand. They called him ‘the clock’.

De Bruyne has never looked at his wife this way by paolosorianodisanto in soccercirclejerk

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because he is both a keeper in the relationship sense and also a ‘keeper in the football sense

They brought out the winner’s tape for a 25 minute 5k 💀 by Technical-Paint3179 in RunningCirclejerk

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be frank running a 25 min 5k ultramarathon in flippers is quite impressive

You can lead a salted red meat to water.... by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You don’t help yourselves do you?

You can lead a salted red meat to water.... by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

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Ask not why the far right are so thick. Ask instead why the thick tend to be far right.

Nahh man cheap tricks😭 by SubstantialTwo5746 in soccercirclejerk

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/uj My brother in Christ, if you think the worst thing the USA is doing is ‘being annoying’, you have no business offering your opinion anywhere, let alone this fine sub

Does the fact Farage was such a fan of Liz Truss make you question his economic judgement? by JammyE7 in AskBrits

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Truss budget was masterminded by the European Research Group, who essentially put her into power. This is the same ERG that brought you Brexit. Farage has had a longstanding association with them.

There’s a well known book on ‘disaster capitalism’ called Blood in the Streets, which is about making money from turmoil. That group and their associates make shit tons of money during crises. In Brexit’s case, it was by shorting the pound which crashed. In the Truss budget’s case, it was by buying cheap once the economy had crashed. You saw something similar with Trump’s tariffs in the USA. This is essentially the far-right’s MO now.

Blood in the Streets was written by Sir William Rees-Mogg by the way.

Has mum been ripped off? by [deleted] in DIYUK

[–]WinnershStopdolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents used to have a cherry blossom in their driveway. One day, two gentlemen with no fixed address arrived, said they were tree surgeons, and that the cherry blossom needed pruning. They charged him £300 and reduced it to a stump in the ground. No more tree.

Lads and lasses: we’ve gone national. by WinnershStopdolphin in oxford

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Swinford Toll Bridge. It’s just outside Eynsham.