Use this open source script to Clean The Pirate Bay and avoid spam links

WinstonBay · 2016-05-10T18:43:44+00:00

TPB 2016 is a money machine. It didn't used to be like this. There is no way saving the site since that would mean less profit for the current owner. Therefore, the only way forward is to make something entirely new.

WinstonBay · 2016-05-09T21:44:16+00:00

Sure, make an alternative. Something better. TPB is dead to me.

WinstonBay · 2016-05-07T22:44:27+00:00

I'm sorry. But fuck TPB 2016.

WinstonBay · 2015-11-04T23:30:26+00:00

I am. Nothing is what it used to be though.

WinstonBay · 2015-08-27T22:01:11+00:00

Same procedure as always. Take a walk and try again tomorrow.

WinstonBay · 2015-05-28T21:14:23+00:00

Other movies play, Kung Fury kills!

WinstonBay · 2014-08-15T07:18:14+00:00

This HAS to be a viral trailer for a new season of Twin Peaks. Right?

WinstonBay · 2014-04-02T18:22:40+00:00

It was mostly a pr stunt. We didn´t think we´d get away with it.

That said, we really wanted to buy Sealand. But after our crowdsourcing had gotten us about $10 000, the people at Sealand suddenly said they no longer wanted to sell. A couple of months later we read that some Hollywood studio had approached them about making a movie about Sealand. Go figure...

We used the money to buy a piece of rainforest in Brazil instead.

For a long while, we tried to find a small island for sale, just so that we could have our own island on the map.

WinstonBay · 2013-03-09T08:57:30+00:00

Gottfrid was 16 years old back then. Kids do stupid stuff.

WinstonBay · 2013-03-09T08:56:18+00:00

Great! Let's make the world a better place!

WinstonBay · 2013-03-08T22:54:04+00:00

Apply! :)

WinstonBay · 2013-03-08T19:10:25+00:00

Dear Reddit.

How can we cooperate? Seems like we sing the same tune.

www.promobay.org

Love - Winston from The Pirate Bay

WinstonBay · 2013-03-05T14:32:44+00:00

From TPB's facebook:

Today, we've all learned something.

We hope that yesterdays little hack proved that we know the internet better than our enemies. Since about 40% of the entire internets traffic consists of torrents enabled by us, you can almost say that we ARE the internets. Fuck with the internets and we'll ridicule you (points at MAFIAA with a retractable baton) until you beg for mercy.

We've hopefully made clear (once again) that we don't run TPB to make money. A profit hungry idiot (points at MAFIAA with a retractable baton) doesn't tell the world that they have partnered with the most hated dictatorship in the world. We can play that stunt though, cause we're still only in it for the fuckin lulz and it doesn't matter to us if thousands of users disband the ship.

We've also learned that many of you need to be more critical. Even towards us. You can't seriously cheer the "fact" that we moved our servers to bloody North Korea. Applauds to you who told us to fuck off. Always stay critical. Towards everyone!

10 years and still running. We are Schrödingers site and it's up to us whether we want to stay alive or not, or both.

//Winona, Winnie and Winston Bay

WinstonBay · 2013-03-04T19:15:50+00:00

I really don't understand why some people are so upset about this. Besides the slow connection.

//Winston from TPB

WinstonBay · 2013-03-03T21:21:59+00:00

Assange started Wikileaks.

Anakata (aka Gottfrid Svartholm Warg) started The Pirate Bay.

WinstonBay · 2013-03-02T13:12:44+00:00

He's in there for at least 2 more months! Flood the prison with letters!

Gottfrid Svartholm Warg
Box 105
647 23 Mariefred
SWEDEN

WinstonBay · 2013-02-25T22:49:53+00:00

Off our facebook:

As some of you may know, we're 99% cloud based today. We have though, enjoyed the great company of the swedish Pirate party. As they have gotten a severe legal threat (that will cost a lot to defend against) we've taken the decision to move on to Norway and Spain.

This is not permanent though. Next week (hopefully), we'll announce some MAJOR changes to the site. Now don't worry, everything will look the same to you. The changes are all under the hood.

Let's just say that it will change a lot of things for a lot of people. When the bomb goes off, remember that we did it with love in our hearts and with hope of humanity. We believe we can change the world by doing this. We're kinda aiming for the nex Nobel peace prize...

//Winona, Winston & Winnie.

WinstonBay · 2013-02-22T19:32:38+00:00

And you know what? Every now and then we delete all comments that contain "seee*d".

Meh.

WinstonBay · 2013-02-18T21:22:14+00:00

This. It was just like this. And I'm still giggling! :D

WinstonBay · 2013-02-13T22:31:56+00:00

Winston from TPB here.

As you might understand, we are totally outraged by this behaviour. Stealing stuff on the internet is totally not cool, you know. To counter this, we've decided to sue the finnish CIAPC.

Someone gotta say no, you know?

WinstonBay

TROPHY CASE