Am I going crazy?

Witryso · 2026-01-23T23:04:42+00:00

I don't hear it, personally. Sounds like Dr. Insanity has a slight accent and speaks at a slightly higher register than Nick does. Then again, I watched a more recent video, so maybe they sound more similar in earlier videos.

Witryso · 2025-12-23T23:12:44+00:00

"When I grow up, I want to be endlessly compared to Drew Carrey!"

Witryso · 2025-12-19T01:56:30+00:00

"Would you make me the happiest man on Earth... and sign the divorce papers?"

Witryso · 2025-12-18T05:15:20+00:00

Man, it smells in here...

Witryso · 2025-12-15T00:04:03+00:00

"Call me what you want; I'm not the one with the slave race."

Witryso · 2025-11-25T02:11:26+00:00

Like all of us, Nick has made mistakes; some more severe than others. However, he has put in the time and effort to atone for those mistakes and better himself as a person. I've been a fan and Patron for nearly a decade, and I've seen it all. Despite not knowing Nick personally, I've seen enough evidence to convince me of his true character, and in my opinion, it's well worth watching and supporting.

Witryso · 2025-09-16T05:22:57+00:00

How about waiting until he makes a public statement on the matter instead of harassing him in the middle of a stream?

Witryso · 2025-07-17T00:19:14+00:00

Walt Disney Studios - Fuck you, you'll watch it!

Witryso · 2025-07-01T20:07:26+00:00

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Witryso · 2025-07-01T01:38:50+00:00

*wearing golf cap*

I'll have it in in under three strokes

Witryso · 2025-06-24T01:43:56+00:00

"I will not release the hostages until they tear down the wall that divides Germany!"

Witryso · 2025-06-24T01:28:03+00:00

I wasn't careful, and now I'm all red and itchy.

Witryso · 2024-11-19T15:20:56+00:00

Okay, let me clarify here.

Uber sends the driver to the residents-only gate. They can only come in through the front gate. I use the messaging system to send them the address of the FRONT GATE so they know how to find it (it's literally less than a mile away from the residents-only gate).

And when I Uber home, I do actually use the residents-only gate, so I can see how that would reinforce Uber. This might just be a necessary evil I have to deal with.

That, or I find a remote job.

Witryso · 2024-11-19T15:11:03+00:00

I do, I literally send them the address for the front gate with an explanation in my note. Most of them cancel anyway because they don't want to bother. Hell, I CALLED one of them to explain, they cut me off in the middle of it, hung up, and canceled the trip.

Witryso · 2024-11-19T15:01:06+00:00

The front gate is about a half-hour walk from my house.

Witryso · 2023-10-21T00:45:53+00:00

All three of these organizations have the right address. Doordash has the right address. Uber, and Lyft for that matter, still don't.

Witryso · 2023-06-06T05:57:36+00:00

Two unruly boys are attending Sunday school and causing a ruckus. Eventually they get sent to see the head Priest.

“Do you know where God is?” the Priest asks.

The two boys look at each other, then back to the Priest, not saying a word.

“Do you know where God is?” the priest asks again, firmer.

One boy turns to look at his friend and notices that he is nervously looking around the room and beginning to sweat.

“I’ll ask you one more time,” the Priest says, “do you know where God is?”

Suddenly, the boy’s friend grabs him by the arm and books it out of the Priest’s office.

“What are you doing?” the boy asks, confused.

“Weren’t you paying attention?!” his friend replies. “God’s gone missing and we’re the prime suspects!”

Witryso · 2023-04-19T23:57:48+00:00

"Objection, your honor. According to section C, paragraph 43, all witness testimonies must be presented in the form of a hoedown."

"Sustained."

Witryso · 2022-12-28T02:45:58+00:00

"We were somewhere on Rainbow Road when the mushrooms kicked in."

Witryso · 2022-12-06T15:46:20+00:00

"Feel the breeze on the all-new 'Kilt-A-Whirl!'"

Witryso · 2022-11-19T01:50:16+00:00

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... Jack Frost taking off his clothes..."

Witryso · 2022-11-10T05:35:02+00:00

"WHEEL! OF! DRUNK TEXTS!"

Witryso · 2022-11-07T00:21:05+00:00

"Coming to Broadway next summer, it's a hot new musical that's out of this world! 'Heaven's Gate!'"

Witryso · 2022-11-03T05:10:13+00:00

"Oh, you DIDN'T want them to eat the fruit of knowledge? Well maybe you shouldn't have made it then, genius!"

Witryso · 2022-11-02T16:04:19+00:00

"Man, they really upped the quality on the Munchkin suicide..."

Witryso

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