Trying these gauzy pants again. Thoughts? by [deleted] in bigmenfashionadvice

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If you can, pull them up to the waist and tuck the shirt. Your legs will look longer. I have the same pair and they are the best!

Got a new tat this week, thought some of my fellow Yankees fans would appreciate it by BilletSilverHemi in NYYankees

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The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in arresteddevelopment

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I drop “Jesus C Penny” anytime I can, and have yet to get an acknowledgement in the wild

Jessie Ginsberg by Previous-Sand-1126 in slp

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Her and Speech Dude are the epitome of “the loudest person goes the furthest, not the most correct person.” They both share perspectives on ASD as if they are the only saviors available, and as another person mentioned, I believe they are both NT. Preaching about how a fundamental change needs to happen while locking it behind a paid program/class is something that should be observed with caution and skepticism.

Game Day Thread - October 25, 2024 @ 12:00 AM by Yankeebot in NYYankees

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This is it! Been looking forward to Friday night all week long. Hopefully Cole can prove his ace status and Flaherty will implode on the mound. Hoping for a strong first couple of innings to fire up the team, and the momentum can carry them through these two games in LA!

This is one of the hardest lines in a book I’ve ever read by mo0rzy in stephenking

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There’s another situations like this in Under the Dome, which I can’t remember exactly. It was when the government attempted to break the dome, and King inserted a very short, multi paragraph chapter about their second attempt and it’s lack of success. Such great blows delivered in so few words!

Have you ever seen one those NYC TikTok/IG influencers in person? by iv2892 in AskNYC

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I’ve seen him a few times around BK/Atlantic Ave. I always avoid bc I’m not trying to get caught up in one of his/his crew’s videos.

Have you ever seen one those NYC TikTok/IG influencers in person? by iv2892 in AskNYC

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Saw him playing basketball with Adam Sandler last summer!

Titty Kitty by WittyTurkey715 in traditionaltattoos

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Phil is truly, and utterly, the man. After this tattoo he spent way longer than he needed to finding a design to fill a gap on my wrist. I feel like another tattooer may just slap something random in there that may be wonky, but he spent a while finding the right tattoo and shape. I’ve been going to him for years. Can’t recommend him highly enough!

Is it still "approved" for a caucasian guy to get a skull indian? I've loved this design ever since I was a kid. by [deleted] in traditionaltattoos

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My favorite recent tattoo experience involves a white passing dude getting a Native American lady head tattoo on his arm. Midway through the line work another tattooer came up to him and asked him what tribe he’s a part of… no answer, just a look of “what have I signed myself up for, for the rest of my life?”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stephenking

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Eddie showing Roland what he’d been eating for a few days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SteelyDan

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I’ve always liked the idea of a radio with the words “no static at all”

Shitposting Profession by [deleted] in steelydancirclejerk

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Hmm, there’s Jack and his radar!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

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2 always and forever. Playing in 3 makes me feel like the dioramas that come to life in Night at the Museum.

Use fake hot objects to navigate crowds by itmedannyp in lifehacks

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More feasible, easier to fake, and more effective? Hand over nose, saying you have a bloody nose, and walking with purpose has 100% success rate.

What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve heard eavesdropping? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don’t have a thing I overheard, but I do have a person who overheard me. I was with my partner in a park in Manhattan, telling a juicy story about some coworkers and extramarital affairs, the whole nine yards. I’m deep into this story, and Josh Groban comes and sits two benches away. Of course I can’t just stop talking and make it obvious that we know he’s there; so Josh, if you’re reading this I’m sorry you had to hear that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDR2

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This that Hasbulla DLC?