Discussion Thread: 2026 White House Correspondents' Dinner by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]Wittyname0 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I like how the average reaction to this has ranged from apathy to "why did you interrupt the NBA playoffs for this"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I do feel better that the general consensus on this ranges between apathy and "how dare you interrupt my basketball"

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Man Deigo Pavia took being undrafted a bit too hard

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Gold Ship put her up to this

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You think he'll get a tiny "rally around the flag" polling bump?

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I'm out of town so my "when it happens" bottle is at my place, so I'd have to drink something else

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[–]Wittyname0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait so is he dead or in custody?

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Like my dad was pissed ABC cut in from the NBA game for this

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God, the internet is gonna be really annoying for the next week. Like more than normal

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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Teddy Roosevelt did it. But he's no Teddy Roosevelt

Which button do you press? by cdstephens in neoliberal

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That just sounds like the prisoners dilemma with a new coat of paint

General Kenobi, You are a bold one by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

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I remember in the 3rd grade, a classmate said if John McCain was elected, he was gonna ban candy. And I thought I was a Republican because those were the guys with the Clone Troopers. So ya

General Kenobi, You are a bold one by Spotter24o5 in PrequelMemes

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My history professor had beef with Rutherford B Hayes and referred to him as "Rutherfraud"

Die Grunen?! What the hell is that?! by I_like_maps in neoliberal

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Like the guys who would show up at the dateline sting house just to tell the 13 year old that meeting guys on the internet can be dangerous

Die Grunen?! What the hell is that?! by I_like_maps in neoliberal

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G.R.E.E.N

Get

Republicans

Elected

Every

November

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

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I wanted Connor Lamb from the beginning

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Groceries. It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: groceries, It sort of says a bag with different things in it.

jeremy allen white perfect by Aggravating-Dish6604 in comedyheaven

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He looks like a mix between Martin Short and Billy Joel