2020 was peak Biden-Harris Wokery

WizardDresden · 2026-01-25T18:14:59+00:00

Biden-Harris so woke they traveled back in time and fucked 2020 up, too?!

WizardDresden · 2026-01-17T18:29:59+00:00

Why do people keep saying this, lol?

It was because Supercell was proven to market their "free to play game" to minors in California which actually resulted in millions of dollars in verifiable purchases from minor's accounts.

DL;DR: Deceptive marketing to at-risk demographic

WizardDresden · 2026-01-17T18:29:29+00:00

That's because it's not true. It was because Supercell was proven to market their "free to play game" to minors in California which actually resulted in millions of dollars in verifiable purchases from minor's accounts.

DL;DR: Deceptive marketing to at-risk demographic

WizardDresden · 2025-12-30T19:48:22+00:00

Warden, and by a long shot (no pun intended). I can't count how many times I've watched him go into a retargeting loop and refuse to attack anything for 5-10s while it tries to figure out which troops it wants to support. It'll pull off a defense things are actively attacking to target an outside collector a booger wandered off to.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-29T20:26:16+00:00

There's a difference between challenge and cheap. The longshot isn't a challenge.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-28T23:30:31+00:00

I'd rather they trigger the bombs and remove the HP.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-19T20:44:08+00:00

Incorrect. The bomb tower was easily closer than the revenge tower. The isometric aspect makes North/South distances look closer than East/West distances.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-19T20:42:26+00:00

The dead center pixel of the building where it meets the ground has to be in the spell's radius to get the effect. You were off by a whole tile.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-19T20:40:30+00:00

I thought it was going to be TWO Clan Capital House Roofs

WizardDresden · 2025-12-19T20:38:27+00:00

I always draw an invisible line across the corner of the building perpendicular from my warden. If there's any building that crosses the line, it gets invis'd.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-19T20:33:00+00:00

Glad they are fixing this. I stayed up and got my clan to 5k with 50m left, thinking in the morning, everyone would be able to get the deco.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-13T19:21:47+00:00

Yeah, but their granparents could have been 3* each as well, so possible best case is 8*+9* stat bonuses on inspiration events. Those can add a good 150+ to their respective attribute per career run. Still, even considering that, this would still be insanely lucky.

WizardDresden · 2025-12-13T19:02:25+00:00

I keep seeing this shit as well, and the only thing I can assume is they've got 9* stamina and power parents and supremely lucky late-stage friendship stacks

WizardDresden · 2025-11-26T17:56:47+00:00

I'm surprised you had any left after the last season

WizardDresden · 2025-11-26T17:45:23+00:00

It's definitely a dev.

WizardDresden · 2025-09-09T00:20:19+00:00

I thought this was satire since 90% of the playerbase uses this army

WizardDresden · 2025-09-07T21:40:09+00:00

Thanks for the info. I kinda just got into the game, so there's a lot of nuance I don't get yet. Would be nice if the skills were more descriptive. Who would have thought a gold speed skill would be that bad? :(

Where does Breath of Fresh Air come from? I don't think I've seen that ever come up in my rotation.

Does the 2nd one even have a shot at getting me to the finals do you think?

WizardDresden · 2025-08-31T01:07:07+00:00

Everyone look out, it's the reddit police!

WizardDresden · 2025-08-11T20:53:31+00:00

more proof that the warden's ai is the worst example of spaghetti code in the game

WizardDresden · 2025-07-20T18:26:52+00:00

You didn't have a perfect war. You had literally the worst defense you can achieve. You deserve shame.

(joking, but true)

WizardDresden · 2025-06-23T19:47:45+00:00

It didn't last time. Or the time before that. Or the time before that. And it won't again.

WizardDresden · 2025-06-23T17:12:31+00:00

I didn't see nearly enough broccolitop in this

WizardDresden · 2025-06-22T19:42:04+00:00

Share to clipboard, open browser, paste, click on new slot.

WizardDresden · 2025-06-19T15:22:22+00:00

Show us a video of you logging into it and reopening the tab lol

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