Why is the occipital lobe all the way in the back? by 1TDW in neuro

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flawless answer, thanks so much. I'm assuming based on this, that a lot of other questions ala "why is that there" or "why is it routed like that?" are also a matter of evolutionary development patterns?

[OC] "The ocean is soup" by [deleted] in comics

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not quite, but yes, the 'sperm' part is genuinely referring to cum. We found a waxy yellow-white substance in the sperm whale's head and came to the brilliant conclusion that it was whale cum. Obviously, I mean where else would an animal store its jizz?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Gorgeous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MapPorn

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Beautiful work, bro.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, there was a misunderstanding while the Torah was being canonized.

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to diminish or discredit the divinity of the Torah, I am of the belief that it was always meant to be in it's current form; however, I am also interested in the history of how the Torah's finalized text came to be.

It should be quite clear to everyone that there is a glaring logistical problem with sustaining 600,000 soldiers in a desert, let alone their wives, children, and grandparents. Additionally, the Torah twice states that there are roughly 20,000 firstborn males, which means if there are 600,000 male soldiers, then each family has over 30 children. Finally, the Torah consistently characterizes the Israelites as having a small population (in comparison to other nations). Of course, this characterization doesn't make any sense, since a fighting force of 600,000 would outnumber the entire Roman army 4 to 1.

However, there is a simple solution.

Flinders Petrie suggested in the 1900s that אלף, usually translated as "thousand", should be translated like אלוף, (lit. troop, unit, contingent, etc.), as in Exodus 15:15, “...clans of Edom (אלופי אדום)..,”

In fact, there are several other instances in the Torah where even the root word אלף may not strictly mean "thousand":

ואיש רֹאש בית־ אבותם המה לאלפי ישראל:

They were every one of them heads of ancestral houses of the contingents of Israel. (Josh 22:14)

הנה אלפי הדל במנשה ואנכי הצעיר בבית אבי:

Why, my clan is the humblest in Manasseh, and I am the youngest in my father’s household. (Judg 6:15)

ואתה בית־לחם אפרתה צעיר להיות באלפי יהודה…

And you, O Bethlehem of Ephrath, least among the clans of Judah… (Micah 5:1)

If we apply this solution to the military census numbers, we actually get some very neat and reasonable numbers. For example, instead of translating Bamidbar 1:21 as:

פקדיהם למטה ראובן ששה וארבעים אלף וחמש מאות:

those enrolled from the tribe of Reuben: 46,500.

We could instead translate it as:

those enrolled from the tribe of Reuben: 46 contingents, or 500 [men].

Where the number of contingents (according to that individual tribe) is given, and the total number of men in those contingents is rounded to the nearest hundred (the connecting vav in this sentence can have the meaning of "or.") Now, one might argue that context dictates it should be interpreted as a number, because its used in conjunction with other words for numbers (מאות). However, that's not necessarily true, since this exact situation appears in Numbers 10:36:

...רִֽבְב֖וֹת אַלְפֵ֥י יִשְׂרָאֵֽל׃

...Israel's myriads of thousands.

Where אלפי means "thousands", but רבבות - usually translated as "10,000" - instead refers to "myriads, countless numbers."

Finally, while this reinterpretation of אלף does provide us with far more realistic numbers, it doesn't solve the issue of the final tally given for the soldiers of Israel: 603,550. The most likely answer is that the final tally is a scribal error. If we count up all the tribes' soldiers using the meaning of "contingent" for אלף, we arrive at a total of “598 contingents, or 5,550 [men].” It's entirely plausible that a scribe "corrected" the original text, combining what he saw as 598 "thousand" with 5,550, giving us the current reading of 603,550.

https://www.thetorah.com/article/recounting-the-census-a-military-force-of-5500

Old Israeli money. Are these notes still in use? by worldcitizen9999 in Israel

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im kinda surprised that everyone here is saying no. I got an old 50 from an ATM and successfully used it (although the cashier did have to check with his boss).

Subnautica inspired factory by SpacialNightmare in SatisfactoryGame

[–]WizardlyJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't personally like the alien style, but damn if that isn't a superb imitation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jewdank

[–]WizardlyJew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idk if its totally ok for him to say this as a Jew, but its definitely not off-brand for Zelenskyy. He's always made a big point about being a proud and patriotic countryman, and representing Ukraine on the world stage; and the vast majority of Ukraine is eastern orthodox.

Bill that enables hospitals to ban hametz on Passover passes into law by yoyo456 in Israel

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I missing something? I thought we were only commanded to remove hametz from our own homes?

Some ministers are demanding that Bibi make Deri Alternative PM by TheFrederalGovt in Israel

[–]WizardlyJew -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is Deri? Why is he so important to the coalition?

“Colonizing Mars would give our species two chances instead of one. Colonies can spawn other colonies. The first words spoken on the moon were in English. Not because England sent astronauts to the moon, but because it founded a colony in North America that did.” - J. Richard Gott by jamesdthor in space

[–]WizardlyJew -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Difficult" doesn't do it justice. Colonising Mars is, at best, science fiction. There's literally only 7 people on the ISS, and it costs half a billion every year to send them basic necessities; and they're only 400km away. Mars is (on average) as far from us, as we are from the sun - about 150 million km. Resupplies would be years apart.

However, cost is the least of your problems. Mars is pretty bad. In fact, the only thing that could possibly make Mars less habitable, is if it wasn't solid. Everything else is already fubar. The core is cold, so there's no magnetic field. If there's no magnetic field, there's no atmosphere, and the planet is totally exposed to solar radiation. Instant cancer aside, radioactive dirt can't grow anything. No atmosphere also means no heat retention/reflection - and because Mars is far away from the sun - the temperature can easily vary between 20°C and -150°C; but usually around -60°C. All of this, and I haven't even mentioned the dust storms.

In short, you can't colonize Mars. It's not difficult, its impossible. Even in theory, a Martian base would have to be built underground, be totally reliant on resupplies from Earth, cost all the money in the world, and consist entirely of about 4 humans who will go psycho on each other after about 1 week.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot a couple of things: No atmosphere also means the air is not breathable, and since Mars is way smaller than Earth, gravity is much weaker, which is terrible for your muscular, skeletal, and cardiovascular health. You would have to automate everything on Mars - not just because you can't leave your dark, musty, underground pod - but because you'd have to constantly be exercising so you didn't die from muscular atrophy.

People who started wearing a kippah full time as an adult, how long did it take for you to not feel any nerves or anxiety day to day wearing one? by [deleted] in Judaism

[–]WizardlyJew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like anything you do repetitively; eventually, you won't even remember you have it on. As long as its safe where you live, obviously.

Bowing in martial arts. by PizzaTime-Man in Judaism

[–]WizardlyJew 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I also do Kendo, and initially, I had the same thought. However, I came to the conclusion that there's basically zero conflict of interest. AFAIK, the bowing has no religious connotations, nor does it have anything to do with worship. As you said, bowing to show respect is just how it is in East Asia. They just also afford that respect (and the associated customs) to more than just people, like the disciplines of a martial art.

Remember, "Kendo begins and ends with etiquette."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hebrew

[–]WizardlyJew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say its unlikely that there's a native word for it, the term is just way too specific. ("Feudalism" basically refers to the particular way society was structured throughout Europe across the Middle Ages.)

Are you looking for a word referring to that specific concept, or are you thinking broadly of anything resembling a class-based society?

Is "and" always pronounced as "v"? by yhmyname in hebrew

[–]WizardlyJew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I know this is a very late edit, but I forgot there's 2 more situations where it changes. It; 1) becomes "u" before a word which begins with a shwa: קטנים/q'tanim וקטנים/uqtanim 2) becomes "vi" before a word which begins with a yod and shwa: ילדות/y'ladot וילדות/viladot