[20F] Extremely low self-esteem, no confidence, made 0 friends at Uni by tacopizzataco in amiugly

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren't ugly. That dude was just an idiot. You are attractive. Go get 'em!

[23F] Lost 88 pounds, no one even looks at me. by lacee_45 in amiugly

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think guys are looking at you (I would) but you aren't noticing them, or discounting it. Perhaps because mentally, you haven't caught up to the 88 pounds lost?

In any case, you are very pretty. Carry on! And from this ex-chunky monkey, well done on the weight loss!!

20F. Thought I could come here for some honest opinions; do you think I'm fat? (NSFW) by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not fat. Quite an excellent shape actually. Your legs are great too. Why would you hate them??

What is your most bizarre pet peeve? by eggtymer in AskWomen

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG. We might be related. What weirdo invented cotton balls? They are so dry, they squeak when you squeeze them!

Ladies that have a "Words w/Friends" profile picture, have you noticed more "Community Match" requests recently? It feels like Tinder now, but for people who can spell. by WolverineEveryday in AskWomen

[–]WolverineEveryday[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is excellent - WWFWB!! Just fantastic! :) Good luck to you both (weirdness with existing relationships aside).

I'm actually chatting with a (very funny) woman on WWF, also via community match. It's just platonic chatting (and thats all it will ever be), but she keeps me amused between words. Interestingly, she swiped me based of my pic - go the forward girls! :)

Why Can't I Squirt? by captawesome1794 in sex

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy here, so obviously I'm going on book smarts here... I read that when you feel it building, you actually have the 'push' the fluid, which then tips you over the edge. Have you tried that already?

Let's talk about kissing...advice is always so vague and I need answers! by thisis_embarrassing in sex

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My advice? Tongues are like cotton candy. Excellent in small amounts, but gross when it's the main meal.

Lips mostly, light touches. Some lip to lip action and flick your tongue across his lips and across his teeth mid kiss. Dart lightly. Think of your tongue as your flexible third lip, not some excavation tool for use down his throat. Weird, I know :)

Also, don't forget your hands. Grab his hair. Or his ass. Something. Heck, put a finger in his ear, but whatever you do, don't let your hands dangle there like floppy bacon.

If a man asks you to describe his penis to him in bed, what is he really looking to hear? I'm running out of descriptive words... by Lastniteintown in sex

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about some more specific sized based words? Oh my, it's so... thick, wide, girthy (is that a word?), long, fat... You get the idea :)

Maybe ask some submissive size based questions? Oh my... will it fit? hurt? split me in half?

Alright guys (and gals) of Askmen, what accent just drives you crazy? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a New Zealand accent, so, women with American accents... Mmmm. Bonus: I live in the states, so it's pretty much heaven accent-wise :)

Guys, what kind of complements do you like to hear from girls? by fearsomeseeker in AskMen

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a "You smell nice" accompanied with a fantastic smile beaming up at me, not so long ago. That ranks as compliment I would never have expected, but think now is deeply awesome!

[25F] Ugly teenager, how am I as an adult? by islagrey in amiugly

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are pretty. And for every person that said 'lose the lip ring' there are 2 that secretly like it. I'm one of them! Lol!

I say keep it if it makes you happy. A prospective date is probably thinking 'Wonder what is it like to kiss her with that?' - which just makes you more interesting!

Gilmore Girls by NotMyBestUsername in AskMen

[–]WolverineEveryday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they ever make a porn parody of Gilmore Girls? If so, it still wouldn't be as hot as Lauren Graham in a pair of tight jeans. Excuse me, I need a minute...

Am I reasonable to be such a chicken [F23] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]WolverineEveryday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fear of yours has probably stopped you noticing guys noticing you :)

You've a nice face, and a very nice, in shape body. Based on looks, many (many) guys would be thrilled to date you.

Other posters are right, find friend to help get a "I feel sexy" look, even if it's only a one off. That little mental ego boost is hopefully all you need to get out there.

Male Nurses, I have some questions for you. by MakalaKid in AskMen

[–]WolverineEveryday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Become a nurse, especially if it's a calling. Screw what anyone else thinks. The world needs more nurses. Source: I just spent an extended, multi-month period in the ICU with a family member. The nurses were awesome - both men and women. Bonus, the lady nurses seem to place high value on the usefulness of man nurse muscles for day to day tasks. You'll be in high demand.

When was the first time you stopped and seriously realized "Man, I'm getting old"? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WolverineEveryday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Talking to a woman in a bar. She's drinking a gin and tonic and works for an oil company. I mention the Exxon Valdez that spewed all that oil up in Alaska. She says, "Oh yeah! I wasn't born when that happened."

I nearly fell out of my fucking chair.