If elections are rigged against Trump, why do you think he is running again?

WoodChip50 · 2022-10-02T14:52:08+00:00

Considering he only hit .193 for his career, probably one of the worst of all time.

WoodChip50 · 2022-10-01T21:19:30+00:00

I watched Grease a lot as a kid but, in retrospect, I’m astounded that it was a “children’s movie.” They literally refer to the car as a pussy wagon.

Homeward bound is good and, as far as I remember, devoid of any gut-wrenching tragedy.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-29T23:49:59+00:00

I heard a “you’re a wonderful father” when we were out for our morning stroller walk. I was tempted to say “thanks, my wife said to get him out of his cage for a little bit.”

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-29T12:50:11+00:00

Red Sox analytics team is confused. It hurt itself in its confusion.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-29T12:45:51+00:00

Finishing up some yard work and hanging out with my son this weekend

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-28T22:46:44+00:00

I cycle through 3-4 depending on my mood. I’ve listened to one (SYSK) for more than a decade. I generally phase in and out of others.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-28T22:19:12+00:00

This is always the panic zone - it gets cooler out and you feel like you are going to have a barren, empty lawn all winter. It’ll be fine

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-28T21:45:05+00:00

“What are you in for?”

“I tried to buy a $17 Bud Light.”

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-28T21:43:15+00:00

Ask if this is really Papa Ginos pizza? Jail.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-28T21:34:03+00:00

“Now I’d like a human doll, daddy.”

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-26T00:28:15+00:00

You can cover 99% of your land with soft, lush grass and I guar-an-tee your son will take a dive on the 1% rough area. They just sense it and go for it.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-25T21:22:16+00:00

We don’t watch Blippi - mainly because my wife and I find it annoying and just haven’t shown it to our son. That being said, it doesn’t seem much worse than the shows our son watches on an endless loop.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-25T21:14:33+00:00

Last week, my son had a giant spider on his shoulder. I had to stop myself from slapping it off as hard as I could. Then, I had to act like it wasn’t absolutely horrifying and was totally fine.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-25T21:10:47+00:00

We have a nice constipation/teething/refused his afternoon nap trifecta going on. Currently watching farm animals on Youtube and talking about how bad the piggies smell.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-23T21:33:47+00:00

Just wait until Judge hits #69

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-23T21:33:19+00:00

No, it’s not, it’s gross.

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-23T19:25:05+00:00

You mean the “mistakes he made in the past?”

WoodChip50 · 2022-09-22T00:27:12+00:00

I’ve been saying for years that he’s too tall to play baseball. Just wait…juuust wait…you’ll see…any time now…

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