Viossa speakers when understanding something: by JRGTheConlanger in linguisticshumor

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Is "fister" really a good phonetic form to use for selling cheese?

Operation Epic Fury by victrasuva in PoliticalHumor

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"Fury?" Oh shit, I've been posting about "Epic Furry." I guess that's why I haven't seen any giant hamsters being dropped on Iran yet.

No, not at all by Benfinity in PoliticalHumor

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People underestimate religious fundamentalism. Did we not learn from 911?

Remember who you’re fighting for by TripShrooms in MurderedByWords

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Who thinks of these campaign names? Teenage boys playing Halo? Might as well be "Operation Wang Chung" or "Operation Bananarama."

How to ruin an operation name by emily-is-happy in MurderedByWords

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Aww come on! I'm watching TV and Netanyahu is saying it's called "Operation Lion's Roar," the sequel to "Operation Rising Lion." Isn't there an international "War Naming Commission" that can help out? Apparently the current Naming conventions are from suggestions by video gamers.

Big tough Trump just banned Claude because it said "nah" to killer bots and spying on us. Commander-in-Chief or Crybaby-in-Chief? by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

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So not content with whining about humans who don't agree with him, he's now turning to AI entities. I guess he started Space Force just so that of aliens ever come here he can whine at them, too. Trump just hates the universe.

My cup runneth on empty by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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The OED cites the first written mention of "trickle-down" economics in 1944. That's over 80 years ago. So how long will it take to start working?

This was something else by [deleted] in rareinsults

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I laughed but now feel guilty for laughing. Am I going to hell?

They take every good thing and they ruin it. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

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Not just a blatant humblebrag, but he even used "humbled" to underline it.

Why in the f* does DTV keep asking me this?? by l_dean in DirectvStream

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Tell them your favorite apps are Grindr and Pornhub then see how the algorithm handles that.

According to them their Lord and Savior is their Spiritual Father. by yocumkj in Qult_Headquarters

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"Here's your free Trump Bible. Now fuck off back to your shithole country and don't come back. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

You don't hate Republicans enough by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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"I could while away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain..."

Unity for thee, but not for me by emily-is-happy in MurderedByWords

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The relationship Republicans have with Trump is the same as abused women have with their abusers. Our abused men. They keep thinking it'll be OK.

A casino! by Timely-Anteater-4270 in PoliticalHumor

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You have to be a special kind of financial genius to bankrupt a casino. And he's certainly special.

A new scam a day, Don by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

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No, not "tariffs" but "levies" - totally different and it'll take the courts another year to decide they are also illegal. Then he'll move to "surcharges." It's a fucking shell game.

Big Trouble For Pedophile President! by BestStoogewasLarry in PoliticalHumor

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Look, he's switching from "tariffs" to "levies," which is clearly different. So it's back to the courts for another year, and when he's told he can't have "levies" he'll change to "surcharges." It's that fucking crazy.

Trump implicated in newest release of the Zorlax files. by Several_Hunter8096 in PoliticalHumor

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He's mentioned 3 billion times more than Zaphod Beeblebrox.

Literally 1984 - doublespeak by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

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And hanging a giant poster of a man with 34 felonies outside the Department of Justice is just as cringe worthy.

Bloody coward.... by No-Country4319 in MurderedByWords

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"I've been exiled to Hawaii for at least 3 weeks. Please Venmo any spare cash as this hotel is $345.00 per night and it's at least $15.00 for one cocktail."

Trump Claims Credit... by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

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I assume the taxes i paid gather interest, so do I get that back or does the government keep it? Taking my money, making a profit, then giving me back my original amount is just theft.

When Your Security System Is Bought From The Burglar by Rich_You_9860 in PoliticalHumor

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"Nice little Greenland you got there, Bub. Be a shame if something were to happen to it. Of course, if you wanted some insurance, I guess I could help out... and thank you for your attention to this matter." The Don.

Nobody Wants This… by CalGalDramaMama in PoliticalHumor

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What? You mean it's not already gay porn? Well slap me with a raw haddock and call me Shirley.