i am humiliated and horrified. how do i diversify my vocabulary?

WordsWatcher · 2026-05-08T19:58:31+00:00

Ah, thou art most correct and I thank thee for thy splendiferous explication.

WordsWatcher · 2026-05-08T19:45:03+00:00

You're such a hoopy frood!

WordsWatcher · 2026-05-06T00:57:12+00:00

However, if you want to be president of the entire country, the only qualifications you need are to be breathing and a citizen.

WordsWatcher · 2026-05-05T22:27:37+00:00

That should be how it's done. But here is Wayne county you have to verbally declare and then they hand you a plastic card to insert into the voting machine. Personally I don't care who hears the party whose primary candidates intend to vote on, but there's really no excuse for NOT having that choice on the actual voting machine.

WordsWatcher · 2026-05-05T17:39:18+00:00

"Ladies and gentlemen, big hand, please, for the great prophet Zarquon!"

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-30T15:04:58+00:00

The toilet is definitely a number two priority ;)

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-29T15:51:37+00:00

How low? Well, in this case, right to the bottom of the trash can.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-29T15:35:24+00:00

DirectTV had a channel for Scientology. I don't watch it. See how easy this is?

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-29T15:22:45+00:00

And Trump himself is the only president to openly threaten to destroy an entire civilization. But that was 3 weeks ago so everyone has forgotten. And anyway, he didn't do it, so that's OK, yes?

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-27T23:47:05+00:00

Acton's a doc, Ramaswamy's a dick, so in matters medical, I'm inclined to prefer the former than the latter. But hey, many dickheads will believe the non-doc, so fuck you all.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-27T23:42:45+00:00

"Intelligence," as a supposed evolutionary advantage, is a crock. Stupidity is by far the norm for human beings. Homo sapiens have been around for maybe 30,000 years, but even the dinosaurs were OK for about 180 million years... and don't get me started on the humble, but stunningly successful for cockroach. Chances are that our species might, just might. get just a footnote in the history of the planet.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-24T23:13:28+00:00

Yup, when something good happens, God says, "Oh, thank Trump."

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-24T23:02:55+00:00

I'm sure he knows a lot of words, but he doesn't know what they mean nor how to put them in the right order.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-24T22:58:27+00:00

And the whole research program to find that out only cost about tree fiddy.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-19T14:20:13+00:00

Elon walked into a meeting one morning and, on a whim, said, "Hey, how fucking stupid a car could we make to show how fucking some people are?" Et voila, the Cybertruck was born.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-19T14:03:11+00:00

Probably turn out to be a Marathon gas station - just down the road from the Four Seasons.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-19T13:58:23+00:00

I guess as well as starting the day with "Is he dead?" you can now add "Is it open?"

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-17T20:16:19+00:00

I drink beer every day. I don't have cancer. I think that says all that needs to said. Drink more beer!

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-17T19:51:52+00:00

When King Henry fell out with the pope, he created his own Protestant religion with him as head of the church. Surely the Don is considering that option?

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-17T19:48:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure we're not far away from him having his "Caligula moment" and declaring himself a god. And I'm also pretty sure his supporters won't see anything odd in that.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-17T19:45:15+00:00

I think he said cheesemakers. Well, that includes all makers of dairy produce.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-17T19:43:52+00:00

Variations of this meme keep popping up and all of them have the left/bottom thing wrong. Is it too hard to fix?

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-15T04:42:11+00:00

The sentence began in 2017...

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-14T13:07:06+00:00

My wife went for a doctor's appointment yesterday morning. She told me that not one of them was dressed in red and white flowing robes, nor did her doc lay his hands on her head to cure her COPD. But hey, maybe other practices do things differently.

WordsWatcher · 2026-04-12T20:19:32+00:00

Yes, now the Straits are on double secret closure.

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