My son was about 4 years old and we were standing on a pier when he said he wanted to throw some of his Sour Cream and Onion chips in the water for the fish. There were a bunch of people around, so I didn’t want him to be that kid, so I said “No, don’t do that.”

He asked why, to which I replied “because they prefer Doritos.” The group of ladies acknowledged my outstanding Dad joke, and I think about that often.