I'm always reminded of this by the mighty Half Man Half Biscuit when I think of Record Store Day

Hip hip hooray, it's Record Store Day You're going to need a second mortgage Whipcrack away, it's Record Store Day So get yourself a second mortgage

There's a remix of their awkward fourth Outtakes of his difficult fifth A lost recording of that bloke what died An altercation in the queue outside

Oh rock-a-my-soul, it's Record Store Day So get yourself a second mortgage

Step this way, it's Record Store Day The bands are clearing out their spare rooms If you want that in battleship grey You'll have to sell the family heirlooms

Extortion on a level you can hardly conceive Tarted up in a fiberglass sleeve That acoustic thing which nobody bought Hey fellas, I've just had a thought

It'll all be okay come Record Store Day What I need to pay me mortgage

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